Mega64 is proud (and obligated) to announce the beginning of a new weekly miniseries here on Mega64.com featuring Dr. Poque’s right-hand-man (puppet), Marcus. The show’s called Marcus’ Corner, and every Friday for six weeks, he’ll be here to give you his thoughts on games, read your emails, and interview important video game industry icons! Come back every Friday to see just what insight Marcus has to offer!
Marcus had this to say in his official press release:
“HELLO LADIES THIS IS MARCUS WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH DONT TAKE YOUR PANTIES OFF YET. LET ME SAY WHAT I GOT TO THEN WE WILL GET TO THE MAIN SHOW WHERE I LOOK YOUR BODY OVER AND DECIDED IF YOU ARE HOTT ENOUGH TO Poke. OK YOU READY FOR THE BIG NEWS? I JUST FOUND SOMETHING THAT I THINK YOU LOST. THE MEANING TO YOUR SAD PATHITIC LIFE, MY SHOW MARCUS IS CORNOR I INTERVIEW PEOPLE IN THE VIEDOGAME INDUSTRIE WHICH TRUST ME WAS HARD WORK MAKING THE MOST BORING PEOPLE SEEM RAD I WAS KINDA HOPEING TO INTERVIEW COOLER PEOPLE LIKE TIM ALLEN OR TIM BURTON OR TIM ARNOLD. WHATEVER WATCH THE SHOW ITS GOOD CAUSE IM IN IT. OK THATS IT FOR NOW STOP TWLITING YOUR TITTIE TAT AND WATCH THE SHOW
BUY MY SHIRT“
I think that says it all. If you have any comments, questions, fanart, or other questionable items for Marcus, email it to firstname.lastname@example.org and he just might bring it up on the show (Is that a good thing or a bad thing?)!
And be sure to buy one of Marcus’ brand new line of shirts! The “Whoosh” shirt demonstrates his impecable flying ability- And inspires you to demonstrate your own. Buy one today!
We also wanted to mention really quick that the official Penny Arcade Expo (PAX) 2007 DVD is now on sale too! The DVD has a documentary filmed and edited by Rocco called “FanPAXtic: A Visual Journey of the Penny Arcade Expo,” documenting the stranger parts of the PAX experience. Should you buy it? Well, most video game fans who are interested in the inner-workings and goings-on of a huge event like this will probably love it. As for diehard Mega64 fans- The documentary Rocco made is pretty much a 40-ish minute video in the style of what you’d see in one of our Comic Con videos. Only it’s filmed a lot nicer. Does that appeal to you? If so, buy away. If not, buy it anyway to hear Wil Wheaton tell some funny jokes!!
Come back Tuesday for a new podcast, and every upcoming Friday for a new Marcus’ Corner! And a new site design still on the way! OH MY GOD IT’S LIKE A DIGITAL CHRISTMAS
HO HO HO SEE YA NEXT TIME KIDS