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8/19/08: LONG LOST REJECTED AD BY MEGA64 SURFACES! PODCAST 61 EMERGES! SEXY64 CONTEST BEGINS! FANEXPO AWAITS!

After over a year of being buried away in the Mega64 vaults, we've finally released an ad we did for a guitar-based Nintendo DS game (which we won't say the title of). It ended up catching heat from the ratings board (not the game company) over something we did in it. It's uncut and a little long, but watch it with some friends and see if you can guess why the ad got rejected before the video is over. It's a fun challenge, because you're probably going to guess wrong. Very wrong.

Accompanying that is a recut of the video we did to please the ratings board! Hopefully they'll approve this one- What do you think? Which version do you like better?

We also wanted to tell you that we've officially begun our new Sexy64 contest! The guys-only gaming league is offering a VERY sexy prize to the best entry in one of these categories.

Weating a Sexy64 shirt, do one of these:

-Take a photo of yourself picking up girls (But NOT letting them play games)

OR

-Make a Youtube video showcasing your sexiness and/or recruiting new members!

Send your entries to sexy64@mega64.com! The contest will close in a couple weeks (date TBA) so be quick!

We are also going to give a separate prize to any girls that want to enter, too- If you're a girl, just send whatever you want (we don't care) to that email address as well. And we will judge you. Harshly.

The last news item of the day is a reminder that we are coming to FanExpo in Toronto this weekend, August 22-24! Don't forget we'll be at Booth 539, and having a panel on Sunday at 2PM in room 715A! We're premiering some rad new stuff so you don't want to miss it!

Just like Comic Con, you'll be able to pick up a Con 2008 Exclusive DVD at the booth, and if you think you're fan enough, ask about the trivia challenge to win one of our few remaining secret posters...

Oh oh! Here's this week's podcast! We review George Lucas' latest masterpiece, the Clone Wars. Watch below or subscribe to the left! Until next week...






8/12/08: SEE US LIVE AT THESE CONVENTIONS! SEE US RECORDED ON PODCAST #60!

First thing's first- Our new partnership with Youtube is starting to take shape, so be sure to check out the fresh, new, official Mega64 Youtube channel for all your video perusings! It's at Youtube.com/Mega64.

So we'd like to take this opportunity to confirm the conventions we'll be appearing at for the rest of the summer- If you can make it, come to these upcoming events to meet the Mega64 crew, pick up a Con exclusive DVD, and have us sign stuff! Preferrably not moist things.

-We are now CONFIRMED for Fan Expo in Toronto, Canada, August 22-24th! We'll be at Booth 539 every day of the show, selling our merch, slingin' Con Exclusive DVDs, and being dumbasses in general. We'll have a panel that Sunday at 2PM in room 715A, too! We'll be showing new videos, doing Q&A, and lord knows what else.

-We are then coming to PAX in Seattle, August 29-31! We'll be at the oversized Booth 125 all weekend, haulin' merch and shakin' hands! Con Exclusive DVDs will be available here too! And on Saturday the 30th at 3PM in the Serpent Theater, we'll be having a panel entitled "Mega64: Panel! At The Expo," where we'll show new skits, do Q&A, the usual. But after the panel, stick around for a special Mega64 screening of our new full length episode, "The Wizard II." Enough of you people complained about not being able to see the episode at our premiere screening in San Diego, so we thought we'd give a little taste of it to Washington. Hopefully, they won't spit up too much.

So come see us! But hey, if you can't make it, it's okay- We still have our podcasts together. Which brings us to this week's Mega64 Podcast #60. We invite special guests Eric Baudour and Fernando from Jabronie Pictures to discuss and remember the legacy of Bernie Mac. Watch below or subscribe to the left.


That's it for now, but don't stray too far- The Sexy64 contest is starting VERY soon! And a new website design, finally! Later, bro!

7/29/08: MEGA64 PODCAST 59 AND COMIC CON PIX 4 U

The Mega64 guys are finally back from Comic Con, and man, they could use some sleep. But before that, we thought we should let you know that we have uploaded all our photos of the event to the Flickr page. Go check it out- You may see some special guests!

The new podcast is up too- We recap the event, with Q&A from our screening event last week! Watch below or subscribe to the left!


We wanted to thank everyone again who came to our screening- That night was absolute magic. We hope you enjoyed the new episode! And another thanks if you came by our Comic Con booth- You made this year... a lot better than last year.

We hate to end this on a downer note, but if you ordered merchandise recently, we have to ask you to be patient- On the way out of Comic Con, some jerks stole a few bins of our shirts, so some sizes are completely gone and need to be reprinted. We'll do it really fast, but we just have to apologize for the people that ruined this for you guys. We'll include some neat prizes that will hopefully make it up to you, but still... sad.

Anyway, we're taking some time off, so there probably won't be a podcast next week. But keep tuning in- The Sexy64 contest is about to start! Are you ready?

See you soon!

 




7/22/08: SEXY64- THE ALL GUYS GAMING LEAGUE RETURNS! COMIC CON WEEK APPEARS WITH PODCAST 58 IN TOW!

SORRY GIRLS- It's a BOY'S NIGHT OUT because the all male video gaming league, Sexy64, has returned! The new video, titled "SEXY64: 2 SEXY?" is here to recruit you boys into mature gaming men! Let's ONCE and FOR ALL show girls that they're not the only ones playing games here!

We also have a brand new Sexy64 Myspace at a new address! Join Sexy64 on Myspace and show your support for this noble cause! We'll be having a Sexy64 contest very soon where you could win a VERY sexy prize- join the Myspace and stay tuned to find out how to out-sexy the competition!

Sexy64 shirts are also FINALLY back on sale! Be part of the crew and pick one up in the relaunched (but temporary) Mega64 online store. These shirts will also be available in full force at our Comic Con booth this week in San Diego! Come down and join the crew!

And due to popular demand, we've also re-printed our Version 2 DVD. These have been out of stock for a while, so this is definitely a good thing. This time around, they have special limited edition disc art you have to see to believe! Buy now on our ressurected merch page, or pick one up at Comic Con!

Speaking of Comic Con- Don't forget that we'll be selling all our current merch as well as plenty of copies of our new Con 2008 Exclusive DVD. That thing is packed, and we will sign any and all of these things as well. Remember to spin our Wheel of Mystery too, yes?

We would also like to announce that, in keeping with Con tradition, we will present a Mega64 trivia challenge! If you feel like you are truly THE most hardcore Mega64 fan, then come by our booth and ask about the challenge. If you can successfully answer our GRUELING trivia questions, then your prize shall be a limited edition Mega64 Con 2008 Exclusive Poster (Only 50 in existence!). Are you man enough for it?

Our screening event is coming up on Thursday, too. Online ticket sales are now closed, but you will be able to buy tickets at our Comic Con booth on Wednesday night and Thursday, and if there's some left, they'll be onsale at the theater too. Thursday, July 24th at 9:30 at the La Jolla Village Theater! Be there!

Oh yeah, we did a podcast too, didn't we? We don't really talk about Sexy64 because we filmed this kinda early. But we do talk about the WONDER that was E3! Check it out and subscribe.



See you at Comic Con... and the screening!

7/16/08: MEGA64 E3 VIDEOS HIT IGN , AND OTHER NEWZ NUGGETZ

So the Mega64 gang has been slaving away at their videos for IGN's E3 coverage, and the fruits of their labor are finally available to see! If you're an IGN Insider subscriber, you can check out last night's video release, "Todd & Aaron's E3 2008 Highlights."

Tonight they'll be releasing their Day 2 video, "Nintendo Keynote 2009." If Nintendo's E3 offerings moved you like they did us, you will definitely enjoy this film.

Tomorrow? Who knows! Maybe it'll be the best video of all! Maybe it'll be the worst! Maybe some of us will actually get to go to sleep at some point oh my goddddd

Anyway, don't forget there's just over a week until the "Evening of Mega64" screening event! Tickets are still available- order now before the link goes away!

And Comic Con is next week too, sheesh! We're getting ready for that right now, preparing a brand new shipment of Version 2 DVDs, our new Con 2008 Exclusive DVD, and all our other merch (with a surprise or two). We'll sign it all too, if you want that for some reason. We also have one more surprise that we'll unveil before the con... but what could it be?

Here's some links to kill the time (and your wallet!)

Interview with some of the Mega64 guys at GamerNode.com!

Ebay auction for Rocco's iPhone (as mentioned on our last podcast)!

CNN.com!

See you soon!

 

7/14/08: MEGA64 TEAMS UP WITH IGN FOR E3 WEEK WITH PODCAST 57 KICKOFF!

Forget your Halos and Resident whatever- The BIGGEST announcement of E3 this week is Mega64's series of brand new videos for the E3 2008 show!

Mega64 is teaming up with IGN to bring you a brand new video every day of the show! These videos will be filmed each day during the show, and put up that very night! Sure, we're losing a little more sleep with this kind of schedule, but "UNO RUSH" at the end of the tunnel will keep our souls going a little longer.

Come back tomorrow for our first video of the show, featuring some old friends- Until then, watch the Mega64 Podcast Episode 57, which explains... none of the above, in any capacity. Watch below our subscribe to the left! See you tomorrow!

 

 




7/8/08: MEGA64 RETURNS FROM ANIME EXPO WITH "COSPLAYERZ" AND PODCAST 56! MEGA64 COMES TO UK TELEVISION! CON EXCLUSIVE DVD ANNOUNCED! AND AN E3 MYSTERY? MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLO-

The Mega64 crew has returned from their breathtaking panel at Anime Expo with gifts for you!

First up is a video they premiered at Anime Expo, entitled "COSPLAYERZ: STRIKE A POZE." The crew pays tribute to the fine American pasttime of cosplaying as they suit up and pose for their best shots, and meet plenty of friends along the way!

Then they filmed the Mega64 Podcast #56, where they reminisced of their wild weekend- But we'll get to that in a second- We have some big news updates first!

Ladies and gentleman (or at least, the British ones)... MEGA64 IS COMING TO TV. The Sky channel has signed to air classic Mega64 half-hour episodes (Version 1 and 2) during their block of gaming programming. There might even be new episodes if enough of you guys watch it! We'll have more details later, but man... those Brits are pretty gutsy, eh?

We'd also like to announce that this summer, we'll be selling a CON 2008 EXCLUSIVE DVD at each of our upcoming convention appearances! It's packed with tons of videos such as:

-Assassin's Creed skit!
-Street Fighter II skit!
-The complete Marcus' Corner series!
-The GDC videos!
-Poqueoblog!
-IGN Insider videos "IGN Awards" and "Wii Fit Makes You Hot!"
-And the FEATURE PRESENTATION of Mega64's film collaboration with game industry visionary Tommy Tallarico- The exciting new movie "GAMER WARZ." You have to see it to believe it.

The DVD will be full of other video surprises too- But perhaps the biggest shocker of all is on the disc's exterior- This DVD will have REVOLUTIONARY NEW TECHNOLOGY to make them SMELL LIKE FRESH BAKED CINNAMON ROLLS. This is NOT a joke. They will smell DELICIOUS. Your first chance to pick up the disc will be at Comic Con in San Diego, so be sure to stop by our booth #5364!

Don't forget to buy tickets to our screening that week too, it's gonna be fun!

E3, the big video game press event, is next week- And Mega64 just might be involved in it somehow. In fact, it might actually be really, really cool. Stay tuned.

OKAY THAT'S IT FOR NOW WATCH THE PODCAST BELOW OR SUBSCRIBE ON THE LEFT OKAY BYE!!

7/1/08: PODCAST 55 GOES TO THE FAIR- SEE YOU AT ANIME EXPO ON SATURDAY!

The Mega64 Podcast Episode 55 is up- In this episode, the crew meets at the office to have a roundtable discussion, and reminisce about their trip to the fair that day. With reviews of Metal Gear Solid 4, The Happening, Get Smart, and Wall-E, this podcast is arguably the most real, ever.

Watch the video version below or subscribe to the left. And also, don't forget that we'll be at Anime Expo this Saturday, July 5th, at 4PM! It's going to be one crazy-ass panel... for better or for worse. See you then!

 

6/26/08: "AN EVENING OF MEGA64" TICKETS NOW ON SALE!

Plan on being in San Diego during Comic Con, on the night of July 24th? Then come down to the La Jolla Village Theater at 9:30 PM for the world premiere of Mega64's brand new full-length episode, "The Wizard II," as well as a live taping of the Mega64 Podcast right afterwards! Of course, the whole cast and crew will be there, answering your questions for the podcast and just bein' dummies as usual!

The event was a ton of fun last year, and we hope you can all return, and bring some friends! Buy your tickets now to make sure you're not watching from the parking lot or something!

WATCH THIS SWEET PROMO FOR THE EVENT!

 

Hope to see you then!

 

6/24/08: MEGA64 TRIPLE PODCAST BRINGS MINGHAGS, FATALITIES, AND MEXICANS!

The Mega64 crew has gone their separate ways, dividing this week's podcast into three podcasts in one! Watch as our beloved crew disassembles and travels across the globe, each bringing back their own piece to the podcast! But which part is better?

-Rocco travels to Kansas City to get Metal Gear Solid 4 impressions with Lowtax of SomethingAwful.com, and then escapes to Pennsylvania to meet up with director Joe Frantz to discuss Bam Margera's new movie, Minghags (with exclusive new clips)!

-Derrick ventures through San Diego to ask the burning questions, just before he is met with a fatal ending at the cliffs!

-Shawn soars by plane, truck, and ship through Mexico and answers all the questions the fans have been aching to know (while getting interrupted like 47 times by vendors)!

Watch below or subscribe to the left! It's an epic one!

 Which part of the podcast is best? Email podcast@mega64.com to let us know who the victor will be!

See you next week!

 


6/20/08: MARCUS' CORNER EPISODE 6 - THE FINALE!

Ladies and gentleman, we bring to you the final episode of Marcus' Corner, episode 6! In this ultimate chapter, Marcus has a pleasing and informative interview with Geoff Keighley, famous game journalist and host of SpikeTV's Gametrailers TV! It's sure to be a pleasant, civilized sitdown... right? Right?

Be sure to watch Gametrailers TV every Friday night at 1AM on SpikeTV. We've been a big fan of Geoff and the gang for a while (Remember when we were on "Gamehead?").

We'd also like to remind everyone that we're still planning our panel at ANIME EXPO on Saturday, July 5th at 4PM! We wanted to clarify that it is at 4PM, DESPITE WHAT THE ANIME EXPO WEBSITE SAYS. It's at 4PM, NOT 5:30. They're gonna fix that on their site soon, totally. But yeah. 4PM. Not 5:30.

Wait a second... the crew was supposed to do a podcast this week, right? What happened? Wasn't it supposed to be up days ago? Where did the Mega64 crew go? It's like they haven't even been around... did something bad happen? Where did everyone go?

Maybe we'll find out on Tuesday? Come back then!

6/17/08: WHERE HAVE ALL THE PODCASTS GONE

This day, Tuesday, the day that this site is typically graced with a new podcast, is in shambles! Not only is the podcast missing, but rumor has it that the Mega64 crew has split apart and gone their separate ways!

Could this be true? Where in the world are the Mega64 crew right now? Will they reunite in the end? Where will each of their journeys take them?

Find out when the delayed Mega64 Podcast 54 goes up at the end of the week, just following the Marcus' Corner season finale!

THE TORTURE WILL FINALLY END

GOD HELP US ALL


6/13/08: LET'S WATCH MARCUS' CORNER EPISODE 5!

Marcus is back on his usual Friday routine to bring you Marcus' Corner Episode 5! This week, he pays a visit to world-famous video game composer/personality Tommy Tallarico. Be prepared for a very musically-inclined episode! You should also be prepared for intellectual conversation, of course. I figured that was kind of a given with Marcus. 

Don't forget to still check out the Assassin's Creed skit we just released the other day! Man, we're totally stunned at how fast this new one spread on Youtube. I guess it just feels good to come home sometimes, doesn't it?

Some other interesting developments have happened! Be prepared for an epic podcast on Tuesday to see the current state of the Mega64 crew- Are they thriving on success or caught in a whirlwind of despair? All will be revealed Tuesday!

See you then!



6/10/08: MEGA64'S NEW ASSASSIN'S CREED SKIT TOTALLY OVERSHADOWS PODCAST #53!

The Mega64 crew has released a brand new experiment, straight from Dr. Poque's labs- It's the new Assassin's Creed skit! Watch as Rocco spends a day as Altair, an ancient assassin. Will he be able to clam his victim without attracting attention in a bustling Jerusalem marketplace? We'll wager "no."

Watch the Assassin's Creed skit on Youtube, or download it in HD or Quicktime/iPod/iPhone format!

We should also note that even though we've worked with Ubisoft in the past, they didn't have anything to do with the creation of this video. It's made only by us (and Dr. Poque) out of homage to the game!

Once again, we thought we'd let you know that we have a panel at Anime Expo on Saturday, July 5th at 4PM in Room LP1 (Hall B). Their site still lists it as 5:30 or something, but no, it's 4PM. For sure. It's going to be a lot of fun- we have lots of videos, live antics, and some big surprises to unveil there! Come on, you know it'll be fun.

Oh oh oh! Wait, we put up a new podcast! Here, watch it below or subscribe to the left. Shawn was badly injured during this week's filming, so this week he is replaced by rapper/actor Dallas McLaughlin. Check it!

 

We'll be back on Friday for Marcus' Corner Episode 5! Later!



6/6/08: MARCUS' CORNER EPISODE 4 GOES BEYOND THE GAME INDUSTRY?

HEAR YE HEAR YE, Marcus has returned for Marcus' Corner Episode 4! However, this is not your normal episode- This week, Marcus takes his first step OUTSIDE THE GAME INDUSTRY to de-stress after last week's episode. He sits down with author Dick Masterson, master in the art of chauvinism. Will Marcus be able to compose himself in the face of his one true idol?

You may recognize Dick Masterson from his controversial appearance on the Dr. Phil show, which has since blown up on Youtube. Definitely watch this clip before watching the new Marcus' Corner. Not only will it better preface you for the interview... it also features what humor connoisseurs are referring to as... the most awesome burn, ever.

We hope you enjoy the show! We should also mention that we have announced our panel at ANIME EXPO in Los Angeles! It's on Saturday, July 5th at 4PM (despite what AX's out-of-date site schedule might tell you). The event is going to be called the MEGA64 PANEL OF DOOM, and is sure to be the most exciting, death-defying panel Anime Expo has ever seen! There will be some big surprises and shockers! Can you handle that? We think you can handle that.

We should also let you know that the TENTATIVE date of our next theater screening event is Thursday, July 24th (the week of Comic Con!). It's going to be an exciting live event with the whole crew in action! You don't want to miss it. Ticket preorders will be coming soon!

We'll see you on Tuesday for the next podcast!

 


6/3/08: MEGA64 PRODUCES AD FOR ALIEN HOMINID HD (AND FARTS OUT PODCAST #52 TOO) WITH LIVE APPEARANCE NEWS BONUS!

A lot of you are eagerly anticiptating the new game coming to Xbox Live this summer, Castle Crashers. But we bet a lot of you forgot that The Behemoth's previous game, Alien Hominid HD, is still up for download on Xbox Live Arcade. The Behemoth dudes hired us to create an effective and motivating ad to remind the public of this software's everlasting relevance. Watch this Mega64 produced Alien Hominid video and be sure to download the game if you haven't already! The video explains how to do it, and clearly, it couldn't get any easier.

We also just released Podcast #52, where we pay respect to the victims of Universal-Firestorm-2008, and talk about our Marcus' Corner filming experiences so far. Watch below, subscribe to the left.

 

Just real quick, we'd also like to let you know that the tentative schedule for Mega64's panel at Anime Expo is Saturday, July 5th at 4PM. Even though the AX website says 5:30 or something, it will soon be moved to 4 officially. You heard it here first.

End of July is Comic Con- We are aiming for a screening on Thursday, July 24th. That is TENTATIVE and may change, but that's what it looks like for now.

"Fan Expo" in Toronto in late August is still very much up in the air. Things got weird with that.

PAX is definite- We have a booth and a panel, and at some point, a screening for the Seattle people too. More details later.

Keep it all in mind! We'll see you Friday for Marcus' Corner Episode 4!

 

 

 

 

 

 


5/30/08: MARCUS' CORNER EPISODE 3 - GIRL GAMING SPECIAL!!

Marcus has returned for episode 3 of Marcus' Corner- The Girl Gaming Special! Obviously girls in the video game industry is a controversial subject- And who better to investigate the situation than Marcus? He sits down with Jessica Chobot from IGN and Becky Young from Girls Entertainment Network to ask the questions the industry truly needs an answer to. Watch this special episode today, and thank Marcus for tearing down the gender barrier once and for all!

Be sure to email your thoughts, questions, and fan mail to marcus@mega64.com! Who knows what'll end up in the show.

See you next Tuesday for a new podcast!

 

5/28/08: OH YEAH SORRY HERE'S PODCAST 51 MY BAD

So, yeah, the Mega64 Podcast is a little late this week. It was a holiday weekend! What do you expect?

Episode 51 is filled with dapper gents, Wii Fit, Indiana Jones, and... fast food. Watch below or subscribe to the left!

 

In other news, the unbelievable has happened: Youtube actually featured a Mega64 video. It wasn't on the front page or anything, but Marcus' Corner Episode 2 is actually one of Youtube's featured "Science and Technology" clips this week. Crazy, huh? And after all these years, we thought they hated us! Actually, after seeing what they normally feature, maybe they still do.

We'll see you on Friday for Marcus' Corner episode 3!

 


5/23/08: MARCUS' CORNER EPISODE 2!

Marcus has graced us with his presence yet again, with Marcus' Corner episode 2! In this outing, Marcus has a bold interview with the guys at the independent game company The Behemoth, who made Alien Hominid, the upcoming Castle Crashers (Xbox 360), and lots of other stuff. He'll also read your emails, look at fanart, and... something potentially unsavory in the mix.

Remember to come back here ever Friday for another episode of Marcus' Corner!

And don't forget that Marcus shirts are still for sale, and hoodies are back in stock too!

Have a great Memorial Day Weekend and see you Tuesday for the next podcast!

 

5/20/08: MEGA64 50TH ANNIVERSARY PODCAST!! AT DISNEYLAND!!

Mega64 is celebrating their 50TH ANNIVERSARY podcast by going back to Disneyland! Let us celebrate 50 episodes worth of the happiest podcast on Earth at the happiest place on Earth (other than Del Taco). Watch below or subscribe to the left!

 

We should also let you know that hoodies are back in stock! Order one before these cold summer months slip you by!

See you on Friday for a new Marcus' Corner!

 



5/16/08: MEGA64 PRESENTS "MARCUS' CORNER!"

Mega64 is proud (and obligated) to announce the beginning of a new weekly miniseries here on Mega64.com featuring Dr. Poque's right-hand-man (puppet), Marcus. The show's called Marcus' Corner, and every Friday for six weeks, he'll be here to give you his thoughts on games, read your emails, and interview important video game industry icons! Come back every Friday to see just what insight Marcus has to offer!

Marcus had this to say in his official press release:

"HELLO LADIES THIS IS MARCUS WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH DONT TAKE YOUR PANTIES OFF YET. LET ME SAY WHAT I GOT TO THEN WE WILL GET TO THE MAIN SHOW WHERE I LOOK YOUR BODY OVER AND DECIDED IF YOU ARE HOTT ENOUGH TO Poke. OK YOU READY FOR THE BIG NEWS? I JUST FOUND SOMETHING THAT I THINK YOU LOST. THE MEANING TO YOUR SAD PATHITIC LIFE, MY SHOW MARCUS IS CORNOR I INTERVIEW PEOPLE IN THE VIEDOGAME INDUSTRIE WHICH TRUST ME WAS HARD WORK MAKING THE MOST BORING PEOPLE SEEM RAD I WAS KINDA HOPEING TO INTERVIEW COOLER PEOPLE LIKE TIM ALLEN OR TIM BURTON OR TIM ARNOLD. WHATEVER WATCH THE SHOW ITS GOOD CAUSE IM IN IT. OK THATS IT FOR NOW STOP TWLITING YOUR TITTIE TAT AND WATCH THE SHOW

BUY MY SHIRT"

I think that says it all. If you have any comments, questions, fanart, or other questionable items for Marcus, email it to marcus@mega64.com and he just might bring it up on the show (Is that a good thing or a bad thing?)!

And be sure to buy one of Marcus' brand new line of shirts! The "Whoosh" shirt demonstrates his impecable flying ability- And inspires you to demonstrate your own. Buy one today!

We also wanted to mention really quick that the official Penny Arcade Expo (PAX) 2007 DVD is now on sale too! The DVD has a documentary filmed and edited by Rocco called "FanPAXtic: A Visual Journey of the Penny Arcade Expo," documenting the stranger parts of the PAX experience. Should you buy it? Well, most video game fans who are interested in the inner-workings and goings-on of a huge event like this will probably love it. As for diehard Mega64 fans- The documentary Rocco made is pretty much a 40-ish minute video in the style of what you'd see in one of our Comic Con videos. Only it's filmed a lot nicer. Does that appeal to you? If so, buy away. If not, buy it anyway to hear Wil Wheaton tell some funny jokes!!

Come back Tuesday for a new podcast, and every upcoming Friday for a new Marcus' Corner! And a new site design still on the way! OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE A DIGITAL CHRISTMAS

HO HO HO SEE YA NEXT TIME KIDS

 

5/13/08: MEGA64 REVOLUTIONIZES PODCASTS WITH CORN DOG TECHNOLOGY

Mega64 has once again RAISED THE PODCAST BAR with Episode 49, where the crew BOLDLY utilizes corn dogs to establish the most moving podcast ever recorded.

Watch this episode for special guests, Speed Racer, fun announcements and general hot dog tomfoolery!

 

Something strange is going on... Come back at the end of the week and maybe we'll all understand.

 

5/8/08: OH YEAH SORRY ABOUT THAT HERE'S PODCAST #48 AND SOME QUICK NEWS UPDATES K

Yeah, so, we know we're late updating the main page with this week's new podcast. We were totally not slacking, either- We got a bunch of new computers and internet set up at our offices (hooray), but with that came a delay for you, our loyal viewers. With our apologies comes Podcast 48, finally fresh off the servers- And those who already saw it on iTunes say it's one of the best ones. What do you think? Watch for yourself below or subscribe to the left!

 

Okay, so, time for a few quick news updates:

-Hoodies are completely gone. Sorry.

-Version 2 DVDs are still gone, Version 1 still almost gone. Please buy Version 1.

-We've confirmed a bunch of convention appearances for the summer- Possibly one in another country? Stay tuned to next week's podcast.

-A site redesign is REALLY HONESTLY COMING SOON.

-A big video event is coming to the site EVEN WAY SOONER.

-I LOVE MY MOM

-A BUG

-GOODBYE

 


4/29/08: PAX DVD TRAILER/PODCAST 47 COMBO!!

So a while ago, we let you know that Rocco from Mega64 was put in charge of filming/editing the main documentary on this year's Penny Arcade Expo DVD. Well, that DVD is finally on its way to being released, and we have the trailer here to prove it! Click here to watch the PAX 2007 DVD teaser.

The PAX DVD is a chronicling of one of the world's biggest video game expos, spanning five discs, with keynotes, panels, concerts, and more! It'll be on sale in the Penny Arcade store sometime in May. Be sure to check it out when it drops. (Did I just say "drops?" Seriously?)

Anyway, the Mega64 Podcast #47 is up as well. In this episode, we give a little commentary on our newest video, as well as the two latest videos on IGN's Insider service. Watch below, subscribe to the left- You know how it go. ("You know how it go?" I said that too?)

 

That's it for this week- We should inform you that Mega64.com is FINALLY getting a long overdue upgrade very soon, to make the site way more slick and functional than ever before. You're gonna love it. It's gonna make CNN.com and eToys.com just look like total crap. It's gonna be sick! (Sick? Really? Man, what an annoying update.)

See ya soon!

4/22/08: MEGA64 RELEASES A NEW VIDEO, AND THEN ALSO PODCAST #46.

Mega64 has just released a new video. Watch it here. And be careful where you park your car for the rest of the day.

What is the video? It is a beacon of things to come. It is the beginning of an upcoming Mega64 onslaught that cannot be reckoned with. There is more, and it is coming.

The Mega64 Podcast episode 46 is also up. Watch below or subscribe to the left. We discuss FireHotQuotes.com, Mortal Kombat, Evangelion, and as usual, Sabritones.

 

We should also let you know that IGN Insider subscribers get a special Mega64 video this week- The "New Video Game Movie Trailer" that is sure to excite video gamists and film buffs everywhere. Please subscribe if you have the financial means.

As usual, we thank you for choosing Mega64.

 

4/15/08: PODCAST 45 RISES, SURPRISES OVER THE HORIZON?

Podcast 45 is up! You know the drill- Watch below or subscribe to the left. This week we talk about our IGN God of Games video, Star Wars, Dick Masterson's new book about the art of chauvinism, and Doritos that taste eerily like chinese food.

 

Done with the podcast and wondering what's next? Yeah, us too. A lot of you noticed our Version 2 DVDs are out of stock on Awfulmart. Well, I'm happy to say that we're currently working on bringing them back on sale over at the Penny Arcade store, so please be patient with us- They ARE coming back!

Hoodies are also almost gone- We know it's getting hotter outside, but there's really very few left. Order now if you want one!

We also really, really want to redesign the site soon. With RSS and all that junk. But man, we're having a lot of problems. We'll fix it soon, though. I hope.

We're juggling so many surprises right now that it feels unreal. It feels like we're drowning in radness. Some of that radness might just have to leak out soon. In fact, maybe a little surprise will leak out sometime around this weekend-ish. Y'know, give or take. Hmm. Yeah. Maybe.

Just maybe.

Bye.

 

4/8/08: PODCAST 44 IS HERE GUYS

The Mega64 Podcast episode 44 is up, right on time. As usual, watch below or subscribe to the left. Don't let the spooky opening fool you- We talk about lighthearted fare such as Iron Man, scooters, Final Fantasy, and critically acclaimed rapper Nas.

 

Aside from that, I guess we should tell you that our new hoodies sold out of Medium sizes in like, one day. Which is nuts. So like, order the size you need, now. Because we forget to reprint stuff, like, constantly.

We're in the midst of filming Version 3. And yeah, it's pretty exciting. But we're really busy. So we'll be back soon with crazy news and new videos! Promise. Please don't go.

 


4/1/08: MEGA64 COMPANY HOODIES ON SALE, PODCAST 43 ON TARGET, IGN VIDEOS ON... ON IGN

Just a couple quick notes for today's quick updates:

-So we've been doing exclusive video content for IGN Insider for a while now, which you should totally subscribe to. But if you want a sample of what you'd be getting, IGN apparently just put up a couple clips we've done for them, for the public to enjoy! Click here and check out two videos, "The God of Games" and "Game of the Year."

-Mega64 Hoodies are now on sale! You can now purchase the Mega64 "Company Hoodie" over at our online store at Penny Arcade. It ever-so-professionally features all the characters from our main show- Rocko, Derek, Sean, Dr. Poque, Horatio, and Marcus. All on a black pullover hoodie! You might as well order now, because you know those creepy eyes are going to haunt you until you do.

-Podcast 43 is up! As usual, watch below or subscribe to the left. We talk about Version 3 filming, horror movie set stories, and lots and lots of your emails!

 

We hope you enjoy all the new goings-on. There's some really strange stuff coming up in Mega64's future. Really strange. We'll tell you about that later. But trust us- It's gonna be fun.

Until then, friends.

 






3/19/08: MEGA64 GOES TO VEGAS! WATCH OUR ADS FOR "RAINBOW SIX VEGAS 2!"

As most of you "gamerz" know, today marks the release of Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six 2 for the Xbox 360 and Playstation 3. We at Mega64 traveled to Las Vegas to film some ads for the game, and you can now watch them online!

The first ad features terrorist activity in Vegas!

The second ad features Derrick's daring search for terrorist!

The third ad has no terrorists... but LOTS of marketing!

And then watch this zany outtakes video!

Hope you enjoy the new videos... Don't forget we put up a new podcast yesterday too. You can watch it below or subscribe to the left. We don't really talk about the new R6 videos (we'll do that next Tuesday), but we DO talk about, uh... actually, I don't know, I couldn't sit through it.

 

3/18/08: PODCAST 41, WORD UP!

YO YO YO Podcast 41 is up, watch it below or subscribe to the left!

This week's podcast is full of Smash Bros. talk and viewer emails! We also messed up and didn't record the beginning of our conversation, so it starts kinda abruptly. Sorry!

 

We'll be back tomorrow with new videos!

 

3/11/08: THE MEGA64 PODCAST ON LOCATION... SOMEWHERE IN TOMMY TALLARICO'S HOUSE?

This Tuesday, we bring you a very special episode of the Mega64 weekly podcast- We pay a visit to video game industry icon Tommy Tallarico for an EXCLUSIVE interview. We at Mega64 ask this legendary video game composer the HARD HITTING questions no one else has DARED to ask. If you've ever seeked the knowledge and advice necessary to be part of the game industry, THIS is the podcast to see. Watch below or subscribe to the left!

 

We'd like to apologize to the audio-podcast subscribers, as this week's episode probably sucks without visuals. We're pretty sorry.

We'll be back soon with more new stuff.

 



3/4/08:MEGA64 DIRECTS FREEZEPOP'S "BRAINPOWER" MUSIC VIDEO! (AND ALSO PODCAST 39 BUT yeah that's not as good)

This past week, we had a video we did a while back leak out in a few places, so we thought we'd just show the definitive version ourselves- Mega64's first music video, for the song "Brainpower" by Freezepop, is now up on Youtube for people to see! And the people are seeing that the DIRECTING WORLD IS CHANGED FOREVER

You may recognize the song from one of our favorite games, "Rock Band." It was a really massive honor to get to do the video for that song specifically, much less for Freezepop! Those of you who know us at all know that we love Freezepop to death- We've featured them in a zillion of our videos. Once again, somehow, we were able to bring this full circle enough to do a video with them. And the result? Well, for being kind of short notice with no budget, we think it turned out alright. See what you think.

We don't have it up for download or anything just yet, because I think it'll be available through iTunes soon instead. Or something. In fact, we're not even sure where this video's supposed to be showing up, so don't be surprise if we suddenly yank it down or something.

Oh, and be sure to watch the behind the scenes video too!

Oh... wait, you're done with all that? Well, uh... watch Podcast #39, then, I guess. It's got little to no Freezepop in it, but there ARE Sabritones.

 

We'll be back soon with some new stuff- Hopefully a new website design soon, and some new merchandise we've been working on. But even if all else fails... we think you'll at least be pretty surprised by next week's podcast. It's gonna be... interesting.

Until then!

 

2/26/08: MEGA64 RETURNS FROM GDC WITH THEIR INDIE AWARDS VIDEOS! (NOW WITH PODCAST 38)

2/26/08 - Just a quick edit to let you know that the Mega64 Podcast #38 is up. It's a really short, weak-ass podcast, but since we were busy (and incredibly sick) in San Francisco, it's all we could do. We'll give you a good one next week. And an even better one after that.

Subscribe to the left or watch it below. The rest of the site update info is below that!

 

 





2/25/08: MEGA64 RETURNS FROM GDC WITH THEIR INDIE AWARDS VIDEOS!

So as you may have heard, Mega64 once again provided videos for the big awards show at the Game Developers Conference. This year, though, their videos instead focused on the independent games. Was the Mega64 crew indie enough to do the game industry justice! Watch these new videos to find out!

First off, watch our Intro video, featuring a pleasant greeting from Dan Paladin, the award-winning artist behind the characters of games like Alien Hominid and Castle Crashers! And if that's not enough for you, there's even a bonus Behind the Scenes video!

Then watch our next indie game video, "I Am Independent," where the Mega64 crew speaks candidly on their independent gaming views!

And then finally, watch "Independent Inspirations" to prepare yourself to be an indie winner!

We had a great time at this year's GDC, and we'd like to thank each and every one of you that stopped by to say hello to us. Every year you guys make it really special for all of us.

My favorite thing about GDC is how every time we go, we seem to have one defining moment that makes us realize, "Wow, this was totally all worth it." This year, for me, it was Jason Della Rocca, after winning his Ambassador Award, coming down to tell us that Ralph Baer, the father of modern video games, apparently looked like he was going to have a heart attack during our awards intro video. Now of course we love Mr. Baer and everything he's done for video games, and would never wish any ill will unto him. But just the fact that we even heard that spoken to us was just a mindblower- How the hell did we get here? I mean, really? (Love you, Ralph).

There should be a new podcast tomorrow. We didn't really have time to make one with the show running and all, so expect it to be pretty weak. Hey, we just gave you four new videos, what more do you want? I'm gonna go take a nap.

 

2/12/08: MEGA64 PODCAST 36: THE HAPPIEST PODCAST ON EARTH!

This week's Mega64 Podcast (Episode 36) is WITHOUT A DOUBT the happiest podcast you will ever download. This episode is an HONOR and a TRIBUTE to the late Walter Disney, and is dedicated to his honor, as we talk about the latest Rock Band cuts, Meet the Spartans, and duck-themed restaurants. Please watch below, or subscribe to the left.

 

Once again, IGN Insider subscribers will get an interesting new video this coming Thursday. Aside from that, it might be kinda quiet here for a little bit. It's because we're going to be traveling all over the place soon, for a variety of reasons we can't quite discuss yet. But come back every Tuesday for our podcast to see exactly where our travels take us...

See you next week!

 

2/5/08: MEGA64 PODCAST 35 IS HERE GUYS

The 35th Mega64 Podcast is here and ready for you. Is it worth your time? This is a question only you can answer. But no, it's not.

Check it from the links on the sidebar, or watch it on Google Video below!

 

IGN Insider subscribers should know that we have a new video coming up for their service on Thursday. It's certainly an interesting piece!

We'll be back soon with more neat stuff.

 



1/31/08: FIRST MEGA64 WEBISODE SERVED WITH A CLASSIC SKIT!

We are pleased to announce the release of Mega64's first online Webisode! Our webisodes are going to be little story-pieces centered around the characters of the Mega64 world. Our first one features Dr. Poque, creator of the Mega64, as he receives some fascinating business advice from his co-conspirator/roommate, Horatio. It's called "Poqueoblog."

Of course, people who have bought our DVDs before are already familiar with these characters. A lot of people on the internet don't realize that our DVDs feature half-hour episodes, with a mix of characters/storylines and Mega64 video game skits mashed all together. It's for that reason today that we're also offering up a classic skit from our archives- The Luigi's Mansion skit.

So basically, if you've already seen our DVDs, then you've already seen Luigi's Mansion. But hey, enjoy a new segment featuring our characters! If you haven't seen our DVDs but hate anything with a storyline, then just watch Luigi's Mansion. This is absolutely win-win, here, people.

It's really weird for me looking back at the Luigi's Mansion video. I don't know if it still stands up. I think it was kind of scary for us at the time, because we were still new at the whole thing, and we were kinda messing up somebody else's house. But now I look back and realize that all we were really doing was vacuuming. I think if we filmed this today, we'd have probably more directly towards peoples' faces, culminating in an angry soccer coach trying to take our camera away. Oh, and we'd all be shirtless. Maybe that's saying something about where Mega64 is really heading.

Anyway, a few news items:

-We will once again be doing the videos for the Game Developers Conference. This year, we'll be doing some slightly stranger videos for the independent games award ceremony. It'll be held at the Moscone Center in San Francisco on February 20th, so y'know, if you already have a badge for that thing, come check it out. And say hi to us, because we'll probably be walking around there all week. And probably lonely.

-Rocco was a guest on last week's Joystiq Podcast. He hadn't slept in a really long time, but he apparently remembers talking about video games. If this sounds appealing to you, please, listen.

-We were serious the other day about our DVDs being almost gone. They totally are. Version 2 is sold out, and there's a couple V1's left. Click below and buy.

-We have a bunch of new merchandise on the way.

-Yes, we directed a music video for Freezepop, but no, we have no idea where it is right now.

-The PAX 2007 DVD, featuring the full-length documentary "FanPAXTic!: A Visual Journey of the Penny Arcade Expo," made by Rocco, is projected to be released in late February or early March.

-The site will be redesigned soon, and we just might introduce a new weekly feature with it that our hardcore fans will really, really like.

Come back Tuesday for a new podcast where we'll discuss all this new stuff going on. Thanks for supporting Mega64. We don't know why you do it, but we still appreciate it so, so much.

 

1/29/08: MAN WHAT HAPPENED TO PODCAST 34?

Yeah, so, in case you didn't notice, last Tuesday's podcast (Number 34) didn't go up as planned. There are server-ish things going on behind the scenes and we just plain couldn't upload it to you.

We're sorry we let you down! We should let you know now, though, that the episode is now online, and you can download it from the links on the left, or watch it below. The only catch is, the Flash version below only has roughly half of the podcast. To get the whole thing, you'll have to subscribe to the feed! (That's not a form of punishment, it's that Blip.TV kinda sucks).

Before we go, we thought we should tell you that our Version 1 and 2 DVDs are just about gone. Actually Version 2 is totally sold out, but Version 1 still has a few copies left. And we seriously mean just a few. Once they're gone, they won't be back at that price again... if they come back at all!

We'll be back in a few days with a new video! Please return, okay?

 

1/18/08: MEGA64 PLAYS A CARD GAME wait what happened here

For years, people have asked us what would happen if we played something that wasn't a video game. Our natural thought was "Let's play cards!" But alas, twelve games of Go Fish later, we were ready to end Mega64 for good.

That is, until a box of Magic cards showed up at our door. We have always been fans of cards with mythical creatures on them, so we knew we had to give the game a try. What happened later can only be described as... supernatural. Watch our video about playing Magic the Gathering for this timeless tale of dramatic cardism.

We'll talk about this video, and some other fun stuff, on Tuesday's Mega64 Podcast. See you then!

 

1/15/08: MEGA64 PODCAST EPISODE 33! HAVE A LOOK SON

Our newest podcast for the week of 1/15 is finally online! As usual, download it from the links on the left, or watch it below. We have a ton of guests this week as we talk about "There Will Be Blood," the whole Star Wars/Soul Calibur thing, Goldeneye, and Garrett eating smelly pork snacks!

 

We're still getting the iTunes video podcast thing sorted, so bear with us for a little longer.
In the meantime, you can still bid on a jar of Rock Jam- we just realized we didn't get this on the front page until a little while ago, so there's not that many bids. What a PERFECT opportunity to seize the jar for a low price, eh?

We'll be back later this week with a fun new video, and hopefully soon, a slightly re-done website. Come back, we'll miss you.

WATCH OUR ARMOR GAMES AD AGAIN!

 

1/12/08: BID ON A JAR OF ROCK JAM!

In case you're one of the MILLIONS that begged us for a jar of Rock Jam to fix your Rock Band instruments, you can now bid on an official jar on Ebay right here! Even if you don't have Rock Band, just know that you're bidding on something that tastes really, really good.

We wanted to take a minute to re-emphasize our ad for Armor Games- We don't think enough people saw it in our last update, and that's just not fair to our buddies at Armor Games. Please watch this and be serious about it.

We'll be back on Tuesday with a new podcast. We're sorry that the iTunes feed for the video podcast still isn't working. We're on it and it should be fine soon. Fingers crossed!

See you Tuesday!

 

1/8/08: "ROCK JAM" CURES ROCK BAND INSTRUMENTS! MEGA64 PODCAST 32 CURES BOREDOM! ARMORGAMES.COM CURES... OUR LACK OF SPONSORS i don't know

We at Mega64 love the game Rock Band. That's why we HAD to do something about all these breaking instruments. ROCK JAM is that solution. Click here to watch this miracle substance in action!

Stay tuned because we may offer a way to buy Rock Jam in the near future!

Speaking of staying tuned- The Mega64 Podcast Episode 32 has been released! It's, uh... okay, we forgot to hook our microphones up, so it sounds awful, okay? It was a long day. We forget things. But we do make a surprise announcement, so check it out! Audio podcast is here, video is here, and at the bottom of this page.

We'd also like to thank ArmorGames for sponsoring us this month! Our buddies at AG just redesigned their site, and now you can view our official infomercial for the occasion. We take website redesigns VERY seriously, and we hope that comes across in our infomercial program.

Be sure to come back every Tuesday for more video madness! Until then, watch this new video podcast where we talk about how cosplayers really hate us.

 

 

1/1/08: MEGA64 KICKS OFF THE NEW YEAR WITH OUTSTANDING NEW PODCAST RECORD

Having just launched the official Mega64 Video Podcast last week, we thought we'd break the world record for "Quickest Podcast Collapse" by not offering a new episode this week. We apologize- It was due to unforseen disaster, and we all feel truly, truly horrible about it.

But hey, if you REALLY want your Mega64 fix for the week, come see us at Anime Los Angeles on Saturday, January 5th at 11! There'll be fun and guests and free stuff and surprises! And big swords.

We'll be back next week with some new videos. Until then, happy 2008!

 


PODCAST 12/24/07


12/24/07: MEGA64 LAUNCHES VIDEO PODCAST ON CHRISTMAS EVE! wow santa thank you

We just want to pop in real quick and let you know that we've finally launched our video version of the Mega64 Podcast. This isn't the best podcast we've done or anything, by any means, believe us. But it's a slow start into what we'll be doing every week now. We're hoping to have a new episode here every Tuesday for you, but we're still working the bugs out, so don't be alarmed if that changes.

One thing we forgot to mention in the podcast- We'll be having a panel at Anime Los Angeles again this year, on Saturday, January 5th at 11 in room LP1. We will probably show videos and field questions and give out free stuff. If that sounds good to you, please come. We would be thrilled.

It's Christmas Eve, so I'll be brief here for all our sakes- But honestly, we have to thank you guys for the absolute craziest year Mega64 has ever seen. Because of you guys, three dumbasses in San Diego are living their dream. I show up to our new office every day now and just gasp. I'm about to thrash around in front of a green screen with two of my best friends, and this is my job. This is my job. Whether it lasts or not, we have no one to thank but all of you for making this whole thing happen. All of our expectations have gone far beyond exceeded. We hope in 2008, we exceed yours.

Of course, as always with Mega64 and expectations... you'd better still keep them nice and low.

See you in 2008!

 

12/10/07: PODCAST 30 ONLINE!
Just a quick edit to let you guys know that the Mega64 Podcast Episode 30 is online! We talk about the recent VGA business and other game related nonsense! Could this be the final audio podcast?




12/9/07: FINAL VGA COMMERCIAL RELEASED, NEW MERCH STORE ONLINE!

The third and final commercial we made for SpikeTV's Video Game Awards 2007 is finally online! This one showcases two of the VGA's biggest fans, Todd & Aaron, as they finally give this awards show the praise it deserves!

You may remember Todd & Aaron from a video we did for IGN a while back. We really think these two guys are clearly the voice of the industry, and we hope they have a lot more to say in the future. If you like what they have to say, then DEFINITELY also check out the bonus outtakes video- It may just be the best Mega64 video ever made.

Now enough about them- LET'S BUY SOME MEGA64 MERCH! Our new online store is up and running, check it out here. We've teamed up with the Penny Arcade merch team to bring you some rad stuff in time for Christmas, including our brand new shirt, "The Paper Boy," commemorating one of our most infamous skits. Order now to make it in time for Christmas!

There's just a few things in the new store now, but we'll be adding much more soon. You won't believe the new stuff. I can't believe anyone's buying stuff from us in the first place. Feh!

Oh yeah, and don't forget our old DVD Christmas sale is still going on at AwfulMart- Order fast!

Check back later tonight or early tomorrow for our new podcast. It won't be a video podcast, but we're working towards that very soon. You won't be disappointed!

 


12/5/07: THE BACKYARD MESSIAHZ ARE BACK! NEW VGA SPOT AND DVD'S ON CHRISTMAS CLEARANCE!

Everyone's favorite bunch of backyard wrestlers, the Backyard Messiahz, have returned for our latest commercial we made for SpikeTV's Video Game Awards. In this thrilling display of advertisement, reigning champion Kingg With A K must face off against a new opponent! Can newcomer Parlament avenge the death of his brother, The Goverment?

If the new 60 second spot isn't enough for you, then be sure to check out the outtakes/deleted scenes video we put up too! It's definitely, uh... improvised.

We have another kinda big announcement for you- ALL OUR DVD'S MUST GO! That's right, if you don't have our Version 1 or 2 DVDs, now's the time to get them! We're having a Mega Christmas Sale- Both DVDs are $9.95! That's almost half their normal price! And not only that, but if you order both together, we'll take an extra $3 off. That's less than $17 for both! We've got to clear stuff out of Awfulmart for our upcoming new store, and you folks need stocking stuffers for Christmas, so... it almost seems too perfect, doesn't it? Order now before they're all gone- Who knows if we'll even see them again?

We'll be back in the next few days with the third and final commercial we made for SpikeTV! There'll probably be another outtakes video too... and I hear it might possibly be the most epic video we've ever put out. Do you think the rumors are true? Hmmm...

See you in a few days!

 

12/1/07: MEGA64 DOES ADS FOR 2007 VIDEO GAME AWARDS, INTERVIEWS NICE OLD PEOPLE AND TOURISTS

In case you didn't hear us announce it on our podcast, we're doing another round of commercials/spots for SpikeTV's Video Game Awards this year. The VGAs are always a controversial show, but we had fun making ads for them last year, and apparently, people had fun watching them. So hey, here are some more! Watch one of them, called "Commitment," here!

We also included a BONUS outtake video from the shoot! We'll be doing that with all three of the commercials we made... which should be released fairly soon. And trust me, they're better than this one.

We'll update again soon to show you the other VGA ads, as well as the beginning of our video podcast show, and a few other surprises! And is the merch site coming back anytime soon? Hmmm...

To be continued...

 

11/26/07: HELLO PODCAST #29, GOODBYE MERCH?

The Mega64 Podcast Episode 29 is up! Get it through this link or iTunes. Hear our stories about Rock Band, or Garrett's girlfriend responding to hate mail! You can't lose either way.

Now although you may be excited over this brand new podcast, be careful, for something sinister has happened upon this site update- The merch store has been completely shut down!


PHOTO: SHOPPING CHAOS AT MEGA64.COM ONLINE STORE AS DOORS CLOSE

Despite the mass chaos and potential holiday sales rush, the Mega64.com merch store has been shut down. Why you ask? Because we're rebuilding. We'll be returning soon with an all new Mega64 store. All of our merch, in one place, in a form you won't quite expect. It'll be quite an experiment! But will it work? Time will tell.


PHOTO: CHANTAL FIGHTS OVER LAST TETRIS SHIRT IN STOCK

We'll be back soon with the new store, as well as some sweet new videos! And maybe even the debut of our video podcast show! Watch out Diggnation! Be careful, DLTV! Kill yourselves, Rumor Girls.

See you soon!

 

11/12/07: MEGA64 PODCAST #28 IS OUT! YEAH.

The Mega64 Podcast Episode 28 is now online. Now that California has healed from the fires, only now are we free to once again talk about skits, Guitar Hero, and Special Poetry Slam.

You can now also watch our appearance on Epileptic Gaming from last week! Click here to watch this civilized, elegant live appearance.

As you may have heard, we are directing a music video for one of our favorite bands, Freezepop. It's for their song "Brainpower" and we're hoping to have it released for you soon- Just in time for the song to be featured in "Rock Band" later this month. More on that later!

We'll be back soon with more surprises!

 

11/8/07: MEGA64 ON EPILEPTIC GAMING THIS FRIDAY!

Just wanted to give a quick heads up that the Mega64 crew will be live guests on this Friday's episode of Epileptic Gaming! It airs Friday, November 9th at 4PM Pacific at epilepticgaming.com (Click here for the site).

You can even call into the show via Skype and ask questions. We don't know if that's a good or bad thing yet.

But in any case, watch and see what happens. We just might even have a surprise announcement...

 

See you then!

 



10/31/07: HALLOWEEN MEGA-UPDATE! NEW SUPER MARIO BROS. 3 SKIT! AND THE FULL SLOWDRAW ALBUM TOO! spooky

Behold, our new skit for Super Mario Bros. 3! Straight from the upcoming "Version 3," this skit is pretty much Mega64 at its most simplified. And we'll spoil the ending for you now- The real world definitely isn't ready yet for vehicular footware of any kind. ESPECIALLY if you have to wind it up.

And as if that wasn't enough, we bring a very special gift to all our hardcore fans- After huge demand, Garrett Hunter has finally released the full "Slowdraw the Hungry Eskimo" album. Slowdraw's music has been found in multitudes of Mega64 videos- And now the entire album is yours to own. Oh, I guess I should mention that it's totally free and you can download it right here. We are so happy that Garrett has released this- It's one of our favorite albums ever and it's so cool to see an eager public finally be able to hear it after all this time.

But the ultimate question remains- Which part of the update is better? The skit or the album? Post on our forums and tell us! It's a statistical dead heat!

We'll be back soon with some more news... we think you'll be pretty surprised by it.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! BOOOOOOOOOOO LOOK OUT

 

10/25/07: MEGA64 PODCAST #27 RISES AMONGST THE FLAMES! AND OTHER HUGE NEWS!

Mega64 Podcast #27 is up! Despite our city being burned to the ground, the podcast still continues. The victims need this.

We have a few big news items that we're really excited to tell you about. First off- The Mega64 Podcast will soon go video. That's right, enjoy our thrilling podcast in either audio OR video! Look for this to happen sometime in the near future. We're building a set right now for it, which brings us to the next news item...

Mega64 now has an official studio. That's right, we just signed the papers on the official Mega64 Headquarters in San Diego! We're moving in and building sets right now, so we're super busy. It's really surreal to not only have quit our regular day jobs, but to be moving into this huge place dedicated solely to this stupid show we do. It's literally life-changing and once again, we can only thank you guys for this. What an amazing experience.

We'll close this update with pictures of the new studio, and this promise: New skit on the site within the next week, and a bonus gift for all the hardcore fans. See you real soon.



 

10/16/07: MEGA64 "VASE HOLDER" SHIRTS ON CLEARANCE FOR $6: PRICE DROP- PRESS RELEASE


BUY THIS SHIRT NOW: ONLY SIX BUCKS!!

To all Mega64 Vase Holder shirt customers:

I have received hundreds of emails from Mega64 Vase Holder shirt customers who are upset about Mega64 dropping the price of the shirts to $6. After reading every one of these emails, I have some observations and conclusions.

First, I am sure that we are making the correct decision to lower the price, and that now is the right time to do it. The Mega64 Vase Holder Shirt is a breakthrough product, and we have the chance to 'go for it' this holiday season. The Mega64 Vase Holder Shirt is so far ahead of the competition, and now it will be affordable by even more customers. It benefits both Mega64 and every Mega64 Vase Holder Shirt wearer to get as many new customers as possible in the Mega64 'tent'. We strongly believe the $6 price will help us do just that this holiday season.

Second, being in technology for 30+ years I can attest to the fact that the technology road is bumpy. There is always change and improvement, and there is always someone who bought a product before a particular cutoff date and misses the new price or the new operating system or the new whatever. This is life in the technology lane. If you always wait for the next price cut or to buy the new improved model, you'll never buy any technology product because there is always something better and less expensive on the horizon. The good news is that if you buy products from companies that support them well, like Mega64 tries to do, you will receive years of useful and satisfying service from them even as newer models are introduced.

Third, even though we are making the right decision to lower the price of the Mega64 Vase Holder Shirt, and even though the technology road is bumpy, we need to do a better job taking care of our early Mega64 Vase Holder Shirt customers as we aggressively go after new ones with a lower price. Our early customers trusted us, and we must live up to that trust with our actions in moments like these.

Therefore, we have decided to offer every Mega64 Vase Holder Shirt customer a free iPhone. Go to Apple's website and ask them for one and they will be cool with it, we talked. Go ahead.

We want to do the right thing for our valued Mega64 Vase Holder Shirt customers. We apologize for disappointing some of you, and we are doing our best to live up to your high expectations of Mega64.

Rocco Botte
Mega64 CEO

 

10/5/07: PODCAST 26 GOES UP EARLY! AND SOME OTHER COMPLETELY UNIMPORTANT INFORMATION.

The Mega64 Podcast #26 is already online, look at that! The guys must have had something pressing to say to get this out so soon. We can't imagine what it would be.

So, we explain this whole thing much, much better on the podcast, but we'll just kinda talk about it here a little too. You can now find Mega64 videos in HD on IGN's Insider service. We'll have a new video on there every two weeks, so subscribe if you're so inclined. The videos are pretty much the most random-ass clips possible, dug deep from the Mega64 trenches (Think the kind of stuff you'd find on our "Mega64 Time" DVD), like bizarre skits, convention antics, footage from our podcasts, and so on! If you're a hardcore fan, you'll love it. If you think it sounds lame, don't worry about it- This won't affect Mega64.com itself in any way. Everything will go on as usual. It's just an extra thing we're doing. And if you're willing to throw IGN a few bucks, we really think you'll enjoy it.

Mega64 is really going through a lot of crazy stuff right now, and shockingly, all of it is pretty positive. It's an insane time for us, but it couldn't be any better. And we know this kind of thing sounds cliché to say, but... it really is because of you guys. Seriously. For some reason, you guys just keep coming back and watching our stupid videos. Just you doing that has changed our lives so radically. We'll talk more about all this stuff happening as time goes on. I think you'll be pretty shocked by a lot of it... just like we are, day after day.

Be back soon!

 

9/29/07: HALO LAUNCH VIDEO OUTTAKES AND PHOTO GALLERY! BOTH ARE ACTUALLY BETTER THAN HALO 3. I'M NOT EVEN BEING REMOTELY FACETIOUS HERE.

So obviously, watch our Halo 3 launch video if you haven't already. But if you have- enjoy our Youtube exclusive outtakes reel we just put up! It's full of all the stuff that just wasn't pristine enough for such a high quality, emotionally riveting video.

Also, due to popular demand (That's not even a joke- An alarming amount of you guys emailed me for this)- We just put up a Halo 3 launch night photo gallery! When you're done looking at it, you will have sworn you had been there, outside a game store in Santee with us. It is just THAT epic.

We'll be back soon with some cool stuff.

 


9/25/07: BUNGIE COMPLETELY RUINED OUR NIGHT- WATCH OUR VIDEO INSTEAD OF PLAYING THEIR GAME

In case you didn't see it Monday night on SpikeTV, here is our video about the Halo 3 release date. Frankly, we are SHOCKED at the inconsiderateness of Bungie to release their game on this date. They are overshadowing a MUCH BETTER TITLE and are hurting their image by going through with this. Email or call Microsoft today and get them to pull Halo 3 off the shelves before it's too late.

If you don't feel like downloading the HD version of this video on your computer, then watch it in HD on your Xbox 360- It should be going up on Xbox Live shortly (if it hasn't already).

We'll be back later this week, probably with another video. But tonight. WE ARE PISSED TONIGHT.

 

9/22/07: PODCAST #25 RELEASED! MEGA64 ON SPIKETV MONDAY NIGHT AT 12:30!

The Mega64 Podcast #25 is now released! Why not listen?

As you may have heard in Rocco's recent tell-all interview on Coin-Op TV, Mega64 has plans to release a new segment on 9/25/07, at 12:30AM on SpikeTV's "Gamehead." We've also been told it might be showing up on Xbox Live that same night too in High Definition.

What could this segment be, you ask? Well, think really hard about what game might be coming out that same night, and we think some of you brainiacs just might be able to piece it together!

The skit will also be on our site a little later too, of course.

So there, quick news update. We almost might be ready to finally make a big announcement regarding something cool with Mega64 soon. We're really excited about it. We hope you are too.

See you then!

 

9/15/07: ROCCO ON COIN-OP TV LIVE TOMORROW AT 8PM PST!

Just one last quick reminder that Rocco will be a guest on Coin-Op TV Live tomorrow night, at 8PM pacific time/11PM eastern on TheStream.tv! They'll be taking your questions live- Tune in and give some good ones!

Rocco just might make an interesting announcement too! Who knows! No really, I don't know.

Doesn't look like there'll be a podcast this weekend, due to the interview taking its place. But do come back later for episode 25!

Oh and please keep buying Tetris shirts. This is totally awesome.

See you later this week!

 

 


9/10/07: TETRIS SHIRTS BACK IN STOCK, MEGA64 IN DA MEDIA

Our Tetris shirts are finally back in our online store! We know you guys have been bugging us for like two years now to bring them back, so hey, we did it. Buy them now before they disappear again! And don't forget they come with super mysterious secret prizes, too!

We also wanted to let you know that Rocco from Mega64 will be a guest on the live internet talk show "Coin-Op TV Live" this Sunday, September 16th, at 8PM PST/11PM EST! Watch the show live at www.thestream.tv and see the host, Rob, grill Rocco for an hour about god knows what. They'll be taking your questions during the show as well, so be sure to tune in! Knowing Rocco, it's bound to be a trainwreck.

We also might have another TV appearance coming up soon- We'll keep you posted on that.

So, what to hold you over until then? Check out our long-awaited photo galleries from Comic Con 2007 and PAX 2007! I dare you to find a gallery full of more embarrassed people ANYWHERE on the internet. Yeah, that's right. Not possible.

And that reminds me- We want to put a big Sexy64 gallery on the site, of all the people who sexified themselves for our Sexy64 contest a while back. But the thing is, Myspace shut down the Sexy64 page (Apparently due to us "faking our age." Uh, okay), so we can't really find all your pictures anymore. If you'd like your Sexy64 photos to show up on Mega64.com in our gallery, email your photos and links to rocco@mega64.com and we'll round 'em all up!

We'll be back later with more news, and possibly a new video... stay tuned!

 

9/3/07: WASTE YOUR LABOR DAY ON MEGA64 PODCAST #24

We just put up the 24th episode of the Mega64 Podcast! We spend this one talking about our PAX experience, as well as the other usual hogwash. There's no work today so you have no excuse to listen (like you have a job anyway)!

Don't forget to watch the new Mega64 Version 3 trailer in HD! Just watch out for that pesky fake trailer! I hate that thing!!!!

Enjoy your Labor Day... it may be your last!

NO HOPE

 



8/29/07: VERSION 3 TEASER TRAILER RELEASED IN HD! WHICH ONE IS RIGHT FOR YOU?

In case you missed its premiere at our PAX panel last weekend, we've just released our brand new Mega64: Version 3 teaser trailer online! And not only that, it's up for download in High Definition! Perfect for putting on your Xbox 360, or just eating up system resources on your crappy computer.

If that doesn't sound like your thing, perhaps you should download the fake trailer that went up instead! It's definitely NOT the real trailer. But it IS lower definition and musically invigorating. Which trailer will you download, and what does it say about you?

If you happen to enjoy watching Mega64 clips in HD, you'll be pleased to know that from now on, every single new Mega64 clip will be in High Definition. But don't worry! Just because each video will be higher resolution and gorgeous doesn't mean they won't still look totally unprofessional. And isn't that what Mega64 is really all about?

So, after watching the V3 trailer, some of you might be thirsty for a new Mega64 DVD, like, right now. Some of you claim that "Mega64 Time" just wasn't enough. Well, we MIGHT have some sort of consolation prize for you. We'd like formally announce here that Rocco Botte of Mega64 has been put in charge of filming and editing the PAX 2007 DVD! When he wasn't at the Mega64 booth, he was off filming the craziest parts of the convention in glorious HD. We're not sure when the DVD will be finished or released, but we think it's safe to assume there'll be some Mega64 convention antics in there somewhere. We'll keep you posted!

Come back later this week- We're hoping to have a delayed Podcast #24 for you, plus, our Tetris shirts will finally be back in stock! We had some leftover from PAX, and apparently you guys wanna buy them, so hey, why not throw 'em in the online store? Look for 'em soon.

We know this update has been PAX-heavy, but we really do want to thank each and every person there who was either at our booth or our panel. You guys made this one of the best conventions we have ever been to. Some of you guys even wrote about our panel... or filmed us playing Rock Band (should we be creeped out?). In any case, thanks for being there. You guys were an absolute joy to hang out with for a weekend, and it meant a lot to us.

Now let us wipe those tears from our eyes! Onward we go! On the next update, we shall meet again!

 




7/26/07: MEGA64 TIME DVD ON SALE NOW! FINAL FANTASY XII SKIT RELEASED! THEATER PREMIERE TONIGHT! LORD.

Our brand new DVD collection of random skits, Mega64 Time, is now on sale! Order it now from our merch section or come pick it up at Comic Con! This is the random-ass DVD you guys asked for- we hope you love it!

And what better way to celebrate our DVD release... THAN WITH A BRAND NEW SKIT THAT ISN'T ON IT! Watch our brand new Final Fantasy XII skit today! See Shawn spend a day as Vaan, trying to convince the town he's the great Captain Basch fon Ronsenburg! Will his notoriety go up or down as he pisses off bald men in a parking lot? Watch the skit and find out!

We figured we'd debut that video here since the people going to the screening and seeing it on the big screen are probably there and away from their computers. We gotta throw something back to the internet, right?

Come see us at Comic Con, booth 3851! And see you tonight at the Mega64 World Premiere Screening!

Farewell for now!

 

 

7/23/07: PODCAST 22'S UP- SEE YOU ON THURSDAY!

The Mega64 Podcast Number 22 is finally up! It's kinda plagued with technical problems (new gear over here, folks), but... hey, if you want to drudge through it, more power to you.

We just ended the online ticket sales for Thursday's Mega64 theater screening- If you missed out, come down and buy them at the door (we should be selling them at our Comic Con booth that day too). If you DID buy online, remember just to bring your email address to give to us. That's all. Get there early!

We'll see you on Thursday, when our Mega64 Time MEGA UPDATE goes up! The DVD will finally be on sale! And... maybe another surprise!

WEEEEEE! SEE YA THURSDAY!!

 

7/19/07: JULY 26TH APPROACHES- ARE YOU READY FOR THE MEGA64 TIME/COMIC CON/THEATER SCREENING ONSLAUGHT?

We're just checking in real quick to make sure you're ready... we're just a week away from the Mega64 explosion on July 26th!

First off, we're releasing our Mega64 Time DVD online...

...AND at our Comic Con booth! We'll be there, every day, from July 26th through the 29th. We'll be selling Mega64 Time DVDs, Mega64 Time posters, and of course, all our other usual merch too. But we will also have ULTRA RARE COMIC CON 2007 EXCLUSIVE POSTERS (ONLY 10 IN EXISTENCE) only for the most HARDCORE Mega64 fans. Come by the booth and challenge us to the MEGA64 TRIVIA CHALLENGE to see if you're good enough to own one of these elusive relics!

...But don't forget to come to our Mega64 theater screening at 9:30PM on July 26th! These next few days are your LAST chance to buy tickets online- Beat the lines and preorder now! (And remember, if you ordered tickets already, you don't need a confirmation- Just come on down with your email address and we'll be able to look you up!)

Gosh, what else would make next week the craziest week in Mega64 history? It almost seems like it might be the perfect time to release a new skit based on one of the most popular series in game history... I dunno, am I wrong? Oh well, I usually am.

See you in a few!

 

7/9/07: PODCAST 21 & SEXY64 CHALLENGE WINNERS!

After a week delay, Podcast 21 is now up and ready for listenin'! It's a long one too... you'll either be grateful we made up for lost time, or queasy from ear-poisoning. Download it today!

Don't forget you can still watch our new video of our big DVD cover announcement right here!

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for... THE WINNER OF THE SEXY64 CHALLENGE!

After many nights of endless debates, we have decided that the grand prize winner of the Sexy64 Challenge is...

GREGG (SHADEOFDANTE FROM THE MEGA64UMS!)

As you can see, Gregg didn't have to try and be sexy... he just was. It was in his heart all along.

Gregg's photo has won a cameo in an upcoming Mega64 episode- Come to our theatrical premiere July 26th to see it!

The other Sexy64 Challenge runner ups were...

BILL!

AND FRANK!

AND RANDY!

WAIT... RANDY?

DAMN IT RANDY

(TO BE CONTINUED)

 


7/5/07: MEGA64 ANNOUNCES REVOLUTIONARY "MEGA64 TIME" DVD COVER (WITH VIDEO)

This week, everyone at Anime Expo had their brains blasted out of their skulls when we gave them the first look at the Mega64 Time DVD cover! The cover uses REVOLUTIONARY new sideways-print technology that allows a regular old DVD case to TRANSFORM into a charming and powerful picture frame!

This cover is so REVOLUTIONARY that words were not enough- Click here to watch our announcement video in either Youtube or 720p High Definition video! (This was such a big announcement that regular definitions weren't, like, enough).

Buy the DVD on July 26th and prop up that cover on every shelf, desk, car, and intersection you possibly can!

We thought now might also be a good time to tell you what's actually on the DVD, so here's the final video list!

THE COMMERCIALS DISC:

  • Intro!
  • Splinter Cell: Escape!
  • Splinter Cell: Cool Moves!
  • Splinter Cell: Knifeplay!
  • Splinter Cell: Weather Effects!
  • Splinter Cell: Radness Overload!
  • Splinter Cell: Breakdown!
  • Cold Fear 1!
  • Cold Fear 2!
  • Cold Fear 3!
  • E3 1975!
  • 187 Ride or Die "Storytime!"
  • 187 Ride or Die Machinima "Can Coolers!"
  • 187 Ride or Die Machinima "Time Manipulation"
  • Myst Is Life!
  • Prince of Persia "Perks of Persia"
  • Prince of Persia "Sands of Frustration"
  • Prince of Persia "What Kind of Prince Are You?" (UNCUT)
  • Timbo!
  • Ghost Recon "Crosscom" Ad 1!
  • Ghost Recon "Crosscom" Ad 2!
  • A3!
  • Three E's Are Me!
  • Splinter Cell Double Agent Testimonial 1!
  • Splinter Cell Double Agent Testimonial 2!
  • Backyard Messiahz Part 1!
  • Backyard Messiahz Part 2!
  • Backyard Messiahz Part 3!
  • Red Steel: Training!
  • VGA: Wizard!
  • VGA: Vote!
  • VGA: VGA's!
  • Ghost Recon: "Local Leaders"
  • Average Cowboy!
  • Cowpokez!
    BONUS FEATURES: COMMENTARY ON EVERY VIDEO!

THE RANDOM STUFF (I THINK I JUST WASTED $20) DISC

  • Intro!
  • Judgemental Night Outtake!
  • Comic Con Moments!
  • Fake Trailer!
  • Mega64 Talks Miyamoto!
  • Stuff (Volume 1)!
  • Feral Instincts!
  • Busy Street Stories!
  • Comic Con Christmas Special!
  • Christmas Podcast Highlight Reel!
  • Map Editor!
  • Aggressive Caroling!
  • New Camera!
  • Stuff (Volume 2)!
  • Time for Christmas!
  • Super Mario Bros.!
  • The Greatest Video Ever Made!
  • The End/High Five City!

    BONUS FEATURES:
  • Cold Fear: Behind the Scenes!
  • GRAW Stunts!
  • Messiahz Outtakez!
  • Lost Fifth Freedom Testimonial!
  • Making The Wizard!
  • Average Cowboy: A Look Into The Lyrical Formation of a Songwriting Classic!
  • Mega64.com Christmas Greetings!
    COMMENTARY ON EVERY VIDEO (except the bonus videos)

And hey, you never know, there could be some secret videos hidden in there too... what do you think?

So there you have it folks, the shroud of mystery over Mega64 Time lifted. Don't forget to buy it on July 26th at either Mega64.com or the San Diego Comic Con!

And then don't forget to BUY TICKETS TO OUR PREMIERE SCREENING THAT SAME NIGHT! 9:30PM AT THE LA JOLLA VILLAGE THEATER!

We also want to mention really quick that you still have until this Sunday night to still turn in your Sexy64 Challenge photos- We'll pick a winner and give them a prize! HURRY UP AND BE SEXY!

Thanks to everyone that came out and saw us at Anime Expo! We had a great time (other than getting blacklisted for dancing with a toy whip). We'll talk more about it in our upcoming podcast (coming soon since we had to skip this week because... we're lazy).

See you soon!

 

6/29/07: ANIME EXPO 2007!! OH AND A THEATER CORRECTION TOO, READ THIS

ANIME EXPO IS THIS WEEKEND! Remember, come see Mega64 on Sunday, July 1st, at 6:30PM in LP2! New skit premieres! The unveiling of the Mega64 Time cover! The Mega64 guys saying stuff! Why would you miss this? Seriously.

In other, less rad news, our Mega64 theater screening got pushed forward a day, to Thursday July 26th. We know a lot of you bought tickets when it was scheduled for the 27th, and we apologize. The theater bumped us for reasons out of everyone's control. But we think the 26th is a WAY better day anyway- We can celebrate the release of Mega64 Time and the start of Comic Con! Shyeah!

But look, for real. If you already bought a ticket to the show, just bring your email address just like before and we'll honor your e-ticket just the same, of course. If you absolutely can't make it now, just email us for a refund. That's it, hopefully simple enough. Sorry about all this!

We'll be back, probably around Tuesday, with the debut of the Mega64 Time cover and a list of all its content. Oh, and also, a potentially late podcast. Hey, we're busy, sue us.

Later!

 

6/18/07: PODCAST 20 + NEWS NUGGETS = RAD UPDATE

Mega64 Podcast #20 is online and ready for listenin'! Hear us talk about all the latest crazy Mega64 news, and some other drama. Really good emails in this one too.

TWO QUICK NEWS NUGGETS:

-Don't forget to come to our Anime Expo panel on July 1st at 6:30, where we will be showing new clips and unveiling the REVOLUTIONARY cover for the upcoming Mega64 Time DVD!

-You have until the end of the month to buy a Sexy64 shirt and enter the Sexy64 Challenge! Email or Myspace us with your sexiest pose and you can WIN! No but seriously, buy a Sexy64 shirt now if you want one. They will pretty much be gone forever soon. Shyeah. Forever.

Okay, we gotta get back to work on Mega64 Time. There are WAY too many videos on this thing and it's making me start to kinda miss VHS. Am I alone here?

See you soon.

 



6/9/07: "MEGA64 TIME" DVD ANNOUNCED! MEGA64 PREMIERE SCREENING TICKETS ON SALE! CONVENTION DATES ANNOUNCED! PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING JUST GOT ANNOUNCED.

Today we are proud to announce Mega64's brand new DVD- "Mega64 Time!" This 2-Disc DVD set is a compilation of the best of Mega64's most random skits ever. You get one disc of Mega64 classic clips, never-before-seen videos from the past, convention antics, behind the scenes footage, and more! On top of that, you get a disc of every single video game ad ever made by Mega64, with bonus features and commentary on all of it, all at no additional charge! There's even uncut versions of videos that you've never seen! Beat that deal!

This new DVD is definitely for the hardcore fans. The way we see it, "Version 3" isn't gonna be done for a long time- We've got to make you guys happy somehow, right? Right. So be happy.

Mega64 Time will be released on July 26 in the Mega64 online store, or pick it up in person at the San Diego Comic Con. We'll be announcing a more official list of its content in the coming weeks.

And speaking of Comic Con, during that weekend in San Diego, we will be holding a Mega64 premiere screening at the La Jolla Landmark Theater- Friday, July 27th at 9:30PM! Meet the cast and crew of Mega64 and see the world premiere of two brand new full-length Mega64 episodes, new skits, and old favorites up on the silver screen! Click here to buy tickets now!

You can also come see us at these events and dates!

-Anime Expo: Mega64 Panel- Sunday July 1st at 6:30PM in LP2

-San Diego Comic Con: July 26-29, Booth 3851

-PAX (Penny Arcade Expo): Mega64 Panel- Friday August 24th at 7:00PM. Mega64 booth number to-be-announced.

Also, don't forget about the Sexy64 Challenge! Continue to send us your best pics in your Sexy64 shirts either through email or the Sexy64 Myspace, and we'll pick a winner soon. Also, if you still want a Sexy64 shirt, you should really order one now, as they just might not ever be back once they're gone.

Dude, was that a lot of info or what? Man, we're sorry. We know you just came here to chill. We'll back off now. ...Until we return soon with a new skit. GOD I KNOW WE'RE SMOTHERING YOU I'M SORRY!!!! See ya soon.

 

6/4/07: ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH FOR THE PODCAST 19/SEXY64 CHALLENGE COMBO?

Just like every other Monday morning, we have a fresh serving of Mega64 Podcast for you. In Episode 19, listen to us talk about the latest with Sexy64, as well as other assorted dramatic hijinks!

SEXY64 UPDATE: If you're a member of Sexy64 on Myspace, then take the Sexy64 challenge- Take a photo of yourself looking as sexy as possible in your new Sexy64 shirt, and set it as your default Myspace picture or email it to us. We'll put the sexiest dudez in our top friend spaces on the front of the Sexy64 Myspace, and the ONE SINGLE SEXIEST MEMBER will win a secret prize! GUYS ONLY (ONE TIME EXCEPTIO