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Internet Soldierz Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE) BACK IN STOCK!!

When Mega64′s fanbase grew to alarming numbers, a call had to be made. A call to unite these like-minded warriors into one unified movement. But what? What name could encompass this powerful group?The choice was obvious- The most badass moniker any group has ever known: The Mega64 Internet Soldierz.

This is the official shirt of only the most diehard fans. The bold firearm-packed emblem will let everyone know which side you’re on. The “64″ emblem on the sleeve will ensure they remember!This shirt comes on a super-soft heather gray NextLevel tee. Comes in gray. The flecked kind, not the regular solid gray. The other kind.

Amazing artwork by our friend Jason Cryer!

BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a pan whistle! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

$17.99!

Mega64 Gamedays 2012 Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE) NEW!

Mega64 Gamedays 2012 is on November 18th- a day where the Mega64 crew hangs out at Disneyland. You should go! You should also dress the part and rock an official Gamedays 2012 shirt!With an awesome design, once again brought to us by Jason Cryer, you just can’t go wrong with its classic feel.Order one now and have it in time for Gamedays weekend!

BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a travel sized shampoo! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

$17.99!

Mega64 MECHA64 Poster Print (NEW!)

Is it rude to believe that if the Mega64 crew was transformed into giant mecha, they would surely terrorize a city? Peer awkwardly into buildings? Eat Mexican puffed corn snacks over the horizon?Whether that may be true or not, it’s safe to say that everyone can enjoy this awesome artwork we discovered from a man named Gene Goldstein.

Own the MECHA64 poster print today. Great quality and 11×17″ in size. See if you can find all the hidden stuff within it!

$5.00!

The Brain Fog Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE) BACK IN STOCK

The mind is a terrible place to be when the MEGA64 system takes hold of it. As anyone who has witnessed its power has seen, it can pollute your mind with the strangest images the video game world can offer. But what if such an entity’s power could be captured on a t-shirt? Can simple fabric portray the raw power of this comical storm?See for yourself by buying one of these art-covered slick new shirts on a black, high-quality, totally soft-and-pleasant NextLevel tee.Original design by Derrick Acosta; Actual art created by Emily “Ferret” Irwin

BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a box of doll arms! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

$17.99!

The Marcus “Whoosh” Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE!!)

YO HEY WHATS UP HOWS ITS GOING. HOWS IT LOOKIN FOR YA. THIS IS MARCUS AND I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT IF YOU HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM AND WANT TO FEEL MORE ATTRACTIVE BUY MY SHIRT. IT HAS ME ON IT SO OBVIOUSLY ITS SUPER SEXY YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HELP HER SELF WHEN YOU WEAR IT. SHE WILL BE ALL OVER YOU LIKE FRIED ON RICE. IF THAT DOESNT SELL YOU YOU MAY HAVE PROBLEMS THAT I CANT EVEN HELP YOU. I GIVE UP.LOOK EITHER BUY IT OR DONT I DONT REALLY CARE WHAT YOU DO I AM TRYING TO HELP YOU OUT. AND IF YOU CANT APPREACHEATE THAT THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE STOP WASTING MY TIME. JERKOH YEAH THIS SHIRT IS ON “TITANIUM GREY” NEXT LEVEL SHIRT OR SOMETHING WITH ME ON THE FRONT SO TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT SONCOMES WITH A SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE

$17.99!

The Retro Horror Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

What lies beyond the threshold of the human mind? Is there a machine so powerful it may take you further? Is it too late to go back…?The Mega64 has cooked minds and fried brains in a way no other device has. We must be reminded, and warned, of this technological horror. This shirt does just that.This shirt, featuring a new design presented by Derrick Acosta and artwork done by his friend Dusty, comes on a soft Cream colored NextLevel tee!

BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a Chinese throw rug! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

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The Dance Party Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

No one knows when it will happen. No one knows when it will strike. But one thing is for certain- Mega64 dance parties CAN and WILL happen. Isn’t it best to be prepared?Get this new shirt now- The latest concept from Shawn Chatfield, featuring photography from him with art executed by our friend Jay!On a light olive NextLevel soft shirt!

BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get some loose corn husks! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

$17.99!

Mega64 Classic Logo Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

The old school Mega64 Classic Logo shirts are finally back in stock after being gone for a zillion years!You can’t go wrong with these black, high quality shirts featuring the stylish and sophisticated Mega64 logo. Your brothers will love it.BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get some stylish gym socks! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

$17.99!

The L-Block Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

Celebrate and cherish Mega64′s legendary skit with this amazingly high-quality shirt with art by MrFart.BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get some melted Cadbury eggs! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

$17.99!

The Mega64 GAME COVER Poster Prints

Where Mega64 began was their strange, half-hour, public access born series that has been enjoyed on DVD for the past decade. But what if the sinister software of this series had been released unto the unwitting public?This series of posters answers that question. Or rather, the cover of it anyway.Artwork by Rob AKA Cheeto!

$5 EACH! OR $12 FOR ALL THREE!

Mega64 HAT Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

Can a shirt be any more cerebral? It’s a shirt… that says HAT? Your mind tries to piece together this enigma, but you find it impossible… That is, unless you’ve seen the Version 3 DVD. Then you’d know it’s the official uniform of Horatio’s Acting Troupe. There, feel better now? Good. But are you good enough to be a member of the HAT?This shirt comes in five different colors!Choose one below!

BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get some tampered muffins! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

$17.99!

The Soviet64 Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

ATTENTION COMRADE!!The Mega64 System is recruiting able fighters like you!This rigid design of propagandic perfection is summoning you to the motherland to fight for its cause!This glorious piece, stating “Life Inside A Console” in Russian, features an original design by Derrick, and executed by our good friend Jay.Comes on a soft, high-quality NextLevel tee.

BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a slap bracelet! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

17.99!

The Summer Semester Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

When a deadly reptilian force appears from the future, few men would be brave enough to start a band with it. Unfortunately, Horatio and Marcus are far from what our world would consider “men.”This unholy rock act, led by the sinister man-snake, Jessse, was seen in our “Version 2″ DVD, unleashing hell in a battle of the bands to decide the planet’s future. While he may have been erased from time, a select amount of totally sick band shirts remained intact!Enjoy this shady looking piece of totally metal apparel, designed by Garrett Hunter. Art done by Craig Gleason and Andrew Douglas.Shirt is in black and features full tour date list on the back.

BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a 6″ meatball sub! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

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The Indie Man Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

The world is a dangerous place, full of greed and corruption. In these dark times, the only man we can count on to DEFEND ALL INDIE GAME STUDIOS is the legendary independent hero himself, INDIE MAN! Watch as he sabotages major publishers with bad ideas! Watch as he destroys corporate headquarters with a single swoop! Watch as… all of this gets printed onto a stylish shirt!This shirt features huge artwork that takes up the whole thing- letting everyone know exactly where you stand on the war of gaming independence versus corporatism!It’s printed on a super soft, high quality NextLevel tee that you will love fighting crime in.This is where we normally say “Original Design by Rocco Botte,” but let’s be honest- Our buddy and master artist Jason Cryer did the whole thing.BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a wax fern! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

$17.99!

The Mega64 System Hoodie (Zip-Up WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE!)

Anyone who plays video games knows that the Mega64 system is the most powerful game console ever created. Isn’t it about time you represented such sheer power in your clothing choices?Now the legendary machinery you’ve seen in the background of so many Mega64 episodes is available on this stylish, black zip-up hoodie, made with the highest quality.Original design by Shawn!BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a satchel of pre-chewed cashews! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

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Shirt of the Colossus (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

When Rocko took the form of a towering beast of menace, there was only one thing that could happen next- It had to be slain. However, the next action item on the list was “Turn this into a hip shirt the kids will love!” And so, it was done.Reminisce over this classic Mega64 skit, with this stunning re-creation of our original colossus-costumed-character on the hip of an Olive green shirt.Original design by Rocco!BONUS:Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get some discarded tax documents YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

17.99!

The Brain Fog Shirt LADIES VERSION (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

One of our most popular designs is now available in a more lady-like fashion!The mind is a terrible place to be when the MEGA64 system takes hold of it. As anyone who has witnessed its power has seen, it can pollute your mind with the strangest images the video game world can offer. But what if such an entity’s power could be captured on a t-shirt? Can simple fabric portray the raw power of this comical storm?See for yourself by buying one of these art-covered slick new shirts on a black, high-quality, totally soft-and-pleasant NextLevel tee.Original design by Derrick Acosta; Actual art created by Emily “Ferret” IrwinBONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a box of doll arms! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

$17.99!

Mega64: Version 2 Special Edition DVD

The complete second season of Mega64 is back in this all-new anniversary DVD set. This second series of half-hour episodes- featuring many of the very skits that caused people to discover Mega64 in the first place- is remastered and packed with new features. This set contains:

The complete and unforgettable second season of Mega64′s full length show
Original 2006 Commentary on each episode!
New 2011 5th Anniversary Commentary! Hear what the crew thinks of these old episodes today! (NEW!)
“Bullet Belt From Dracula- The Mega64 Story Part 2″ The original Mega64 V2 Documentary with NEW commentary track!
“The Xbox Massacre.” Mega64’s failed Xbox 360 launch skit that cost them their money AND their flesh! (NEW!)
The original uncut version of “Ode To Sue” (NEW!)
“The Raw Footy Files”- Uncut, fly-on-the-wall documentary footage for every episode! Tons of discovered footage from your favorite episodes and skits! (NEW!)
The original Electronic Gaming Monthly intro segments!
GBSTV Black Friday Host Segments! (NEW!)
Old and new secrets, and MUCH MUCH MORE!!
Region Free
NEW 2012 REPRINT FEATURES EXCLUSIVE NEW DISC ART!

$18.95!

Mega64: Version 3 DVD

The wait is over. Mega64′s third season is here at last. Beyond just a compilation of skits over the past four years, this 2 Disc DVD Set contains:

The full third season of Mega64- Six full length episodes continuing the Mega64 story with tons of skits, stories, and surprises!
Audio commentary on each episode with the Mega64 crew!
“Cats Are Children (Who Live On The Floor) – The Mega64 Story Part 3.” The full behind the scenes documentary on the long and arduous creation of Version 3!
The Raw Footy Archives: Six separate documentaries for each episode, comprised of uncut, raw, untouched behind-the-scenes footage!
An additional secret documentary!
Deleted scenes!
Version 3 Original Teaser!
Version 3 2010 Trailer!
Some secret surprises as usual!
Region free!
NEW 2012 REPRINT FEATURES EXCLUSIVE NEW DISC ART!

$18.95!

The Mega64 “Campfire” Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

The original, old school Mega64 Podcast set, immortalized in shirt form!Just wearing this stylish black shirt with art by Kinuko makes you feel like you’re back at that secret forest podcast spot, eating Sabritones and talking about Lost.NEW: This new printing of the shirt is on a much softer brand of black shirt.BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a bag of hair! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

$17.99!

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The Mega64 “Campfire” Shirt LADIES VERSION (Babydoll)(WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

The original, old school Mega64 Podcast set, immortalized in shirt form! This is a soft NextLevel ladies shirt- in high demand from the females!Just wearing this stylish black shirt with art by Kinuko makes you feel like you’re back at that secret forest podcast spot, eating Sabritones and talking about Lost.NEW: This new printing of the shirt is on a much softer brand of black shirt.BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a bag of hair! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

$17.99!

Mega64: Night Time DVD (BACK IN STOCK)

The chilling followup to the ‘Mega64 Time’ DVD, this compilation contains almost every single random, irrelevant video Mega64 was commissioned to do between 2007 and 2009.Hours upon HOURS of skits across the four corners of the internet are assembled here, like ghosts in the graveyard, for your viewing pleasure!Featuring one disc of non-stop sketches, and an extra disc entirely of Mega64-produced commercials at no extra charge!Click here for the full video list!

Also contains tons of bonus features, footage, and commentary on every single video. Hear the Mega64 crew lose their minds after like 5 hours of talking! SPOOKY!

NEW: FEATURES LIMITED NEW 2012 DISC ARTWORK (RARE)

$18.95!

Mega64 Night Time Poster Print (NEW!)

Due to popular demand, we have finally CAVED INTO FEAR and released a poster version of the artwork from our “Mega64 Night Time” cover.This HORRIFYING depiction, rendered mysteriously by our friend Mariel, is now available on a wonderfully printed 11×17″ poster print that is guaranteed to scare every corner of your room.Are you brave enough to hang this up?

$5.00!

The Mega64 Variant System Hoodie (Poque Edition) (Zip-Up WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE!) !!

We have printed exactly 100 of this LIMITED VARIANT VERSION of our famous System Hoodies!This alternate version features Dr. Poque’s horrifying laboratory (apartment) on the opposite side!Original design by Shawn, executed by our buddy Jay!BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a pamphlet of insurance quotes! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

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The Brain Fog Shirt (GREEN VERSION) (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE) NEW!

Our popular “Brain Fog” shirt is now available in a new color scheme! GREEN AND PURPLE!!The mind is a terrible place to be when the MEGA64 system takes hold of it. As anyone who has witnessed its power has seen, it can pollute your mind with the strangest images the video game world can offer. But what if such an entity’s power could be captured on a t-shirt? Can simple fabric portray the raw power of this comical storm?See for yourself by buying one of these art-covered slick new shirts on a heather green, high-quality, totally soft-and-pleasant NextLevel tee.Original design by Derrick Acosta; Actual art created by Emily “Ferret” IrwinBONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a box of doll arms! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

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Sexy64 Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE) BACK IN STOCK!!

Are you SEXY enough to join the first all-guys gaming league?If your answer is a resounding “yessss,” then order the official Sexy64 league shirt to join us!Finally back in stock after all this time!BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a crumpled Mexican food receipt straight from Derrick’s pocket! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

$17.99!

The Assassin Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE) NEW!!

On any normal day, Rocko is surely noticed by any senior citizens in the immediate area. But when he becomes an assassin, he takes on a level of stealth completely unimaginable in the real world. No random, elderly bystanders can possibly survive… until they, y’know, turn around. Then it’s just awkward.Enjoy this fine shirt, reminiscing of one of Mega64′s most memorable past skits.This shirt comes on a super-soft turquoise NextLevel tee. High quality and amazing. One of our best shirts yet!Incredible artwork by our friend Jason Cryer!BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a boxer’s mouthpiece! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

SALE! $14!

Mega64: Version 2 Special Edition Poster Print (NEW!)

It’s the fifth anniversary of Mega64′s “Version 2″ DVD. Obviously this meant incredible DVD artwork. But we couldn’t just let your walls sit there jealous of the beauty sitting on your shelf.This artwork, created beautifully by the talented Andrew Douglas and Emily Irwin, is now available as a convenient and high-quality 11×17″ print, to hang in the place of your choosing. We would suggest a museum. It’s THAT stunning.In all honesty, we just love this cover and wanted to make a poster out of it. Is that so wrong?

$5.00!

The Sombrero Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

We wish we could provide more information on the subject of this new shirt design, but that would be impossible. To even know this character by name is an unattainable prayer. Whoever, whatever he is- he is all knowing, all seeing… And he may or may not be THE NIGHT.Cherish and respect this longtime favorite, mysterious character from the full-length Mega64 series- Now on a brooding, black, high-quality, totally soft-and-pleasant NextLevel tee.Original design by Shawn Chatfield!BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a jar of bees! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

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“Gamer Warz 3″ Limited Edition Poster Print

It’s widely known and ackniowledged that the Gamer Warz saga is the internet’s most famous and beloved trilogy. But has your personal art gallery acknowledged this?We are happy to present, for hardcore fans only, a limited edition printing of Gamer Warz 3 theatrical posters. These prints are bigger than our usual prints (They’re 18×24″) and are printed specially on old-style gritty matte paper to reflect the artwork in the best possible way.These look great framed too! In a gallery or just by your couch… you know, where you argue about your consoles.Only a couple hundred have been made, and will not likely be printed again. Order now!Artwork by Rob AKA “The Cheeto”

$7.99!

VG Fact Checkerz Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

Last year, we discovered a great early 90′s TV show, dedicated to solving gaming’s greatest mysteries. Not only did we upload a tape of it that we found in a time capsule… we also found shirts! So here they are, those shirts!!Straight out of the 90′s, these shirts are in an awesome shade of purple, and are on nice, thin, breezy high-quality cotton shirts.BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a laserdisc! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

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Mega64: Version 1 Special Edition DVD

See where it all began with this 2 Disc set of Mega64′s original public access show! Now back again in this Special Edition package, this new set will redefine cinematography and entertainment forever! This set contains:

All five full half hour original Mega64 public access episodes!
New intros for each episode (NEW!)
Original 2003 Audio Commentary on each episode!
New 2008 5th Anniversary Commentary! Hear the crew and special guests cringe through their history! (NEW!)
Deleted episode, “The Code.” See an episode that wasn’t even good enough for Version 1! OUCH! (NEW!)
Deleted skits!
“Cat Pee and the Internet- The Mega64 Story” The old behind-the-scenes documentary, with new commentary track! (NEW!)
“Unusable Footage” A short selection of lost clips and raw footage from Mega64’s beginnings! (NEW!)
NEW INTERACTIVE MENUS (NEW!) (INTERACTIVE!!)
Region Free
New 2011 Reprint Features Exclusive New Disc Art!

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Shirt of the Colossus (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE) (BACK IN STOCK!!)

17.99!

The Mega64 Character Poster Prints

Every beloved characters from Mega64′s full show (that you either saw on public access, or DVD, or in some sweaty, long forgotten nightmare) is now represented in these totally hip, totally fly minimalist posters.Hang these up, sip on some tea, slip on some shades and revel in how cool you are… by representing super obscure internet characters… on your wall.These posters were done by our best friend and awesome artist Jay!

$5 EACH! OR $12 FOR ALL THREE!

Mega64 Wire Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

The Mega64. The most powerful game console ever made. The reason you’re here right now. It may be by its own will alone that it has appeared here in shirt form. And what’s more- it’s a shirt illustrating the inexorable bind the system holds over your mind. At this very moment. And always.This shirt features a design by Rocco Botte, but executed by Mariel Cartwright.It’s on a charcoal grey shirt, and the shirt is very soft. It’s a new type of hipper shirt, bro.BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a blank CD-R! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

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Mega64: The Soundtrack

Mega64 has finally assembled a collection of the most memorable tunes in their video history. Songs from your favorite Mega64 skits, episodes, DVDs, and beyond!Comes with a limited edition book of photos, messages from the crew, lyrics, and other assorted mysterious texts!Contains countless songs by composer Josh Jones, and assorted tracks from The Aquabats, Bad Credit, Slowdraw, and more!Click here to see a full tracklisting.Venture back to Mega64′s past through this exciting journey of audio! (The book is really cool too).

$9.99!

Mega64: Version 3 Poster Print

With the long-awaited release of the Version 3 DVD comes an entirely different set of needs- The need for futuristic artwork.This artwork, featured on the Version 3 cover, offers an optimistic view of the world of tomorrow. Savor Sean’s sick rail grinding. Experience Rocko and Derek’s levitation. Indulge in Marcus, Horatio, and Dr. Poque going on a thrillride beyond what the present’s human mind can even comprehend…Okay, enough future talk.This is a poster of the awesome V3 cover art. That good enough for you? They’re awesome.Artwork by Mariel Cartwright.

$5.00!

The Mega64 Portrait Poster Prints

Adorning the halls of Mega64 Manor, these four fine portraits carry the essence of those who make Mega64 possible.See these men in their truest forms: Rocco the wealthy businessman, Derrick the troubled poet, Shawn the shifty rogue, and Garrett, the valiant general.As seen on the fabled Mega64 Podcast, all four of these 11×17″ prints can transform any home into the Internet’s most majestic mansion halls. Buy them all together for a regal deal!Artwork by Emily “Ferret” Irwin.

$5 EACH! OR $15 FOR ALL FOUR!

The Horse-a-gram Beanie (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

Though many know Dr. Poque to be the inventor of the Mega64 system, few know him as a very DARK and SYMBOLIC person. So what better beanie for him to wear than one sporting the logo of his favorite DARK and SYMBOLIC band, TIM? You saw him wearing this stupid high-quality knit cap to impress Sue in Version 2, and now, due to popular demand, you can buy ‘em here. BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

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Mega64 Podcast Poster Print

Have you ever watched the Mega64 Podcast and thought to yourself- “I wish this was just a little bit more artistic?” Well think no longer!The Mega64 crew has finally been rendered into a format that internet folk and art aficionados can appreciate equally.Notice the fine detail in Garrett’s passionate laugh. Notice the painstaking emotion conveyed in Derrick’s water jug. This fine artwork can be yours, and looks great in a frame! You might even get a cool signature (i.e. Someone from Mega64, not someone talented (i.e. the actual artist)).This 11×17″ print features art by Emily “Ferret” Irwin.

$5.00!

The Lobo Fuerte Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

If you’ve seen our Mega64 “Version 2″ DVD, you’ve been undoubtedly haunted by its most sinister villain. Now, you have your chance to strike fear back into those around you with the equally terrifying Lobo Fuerte shirt. Obscure? Yes. Powerful? Also yes.Original design by Garrett!BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a frozen ham! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

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The Dr. Poque Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

After many emails and requests, the sinister scientist Dr. Poque has once again agreed to let us use his likeness in t-shirt form! Now it’s on a jet black shirt as mysterious as the man himself.This artwork, as illustrated by opossums not of this time period, leaps off the chest in a likeness that can only be described as mesmerizing.BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a melted crayon! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

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The MegaSixtyForce Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

The good and evil sides of the Mega64 universe COLLIDE into an explosive new shirt!This garment of epic proportions features all your favorite Mega64 characters raging to the point of combustion! Can you handle such furious apparel?Original design by Derrick!BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get some rusty pocket change! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

$17.99!

Sexy64 Pinup Poster Print

Finally, a pinup poster for men to adorn the walls with, and proudly proclaim to all that YES GIRLS WE CAN PLAY GAMES JUST AS GOOD AS YOU, and we can look just as SEXY in a bathroom as you too!~*JUST BECAUSE THEY CALL IT A RESTROOM DOESN’T MEAN WE TAKE A “REST” FROM BEING SEXY*~

$5.00!

The Marcus “Sup Ladies” Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

WELL WELL WELL LOOK WHOS ON ANOTHER SHIRT THAT’S RIGHT IT’S ME MARCUS AND FINALLY I MADE A SHIRT THAT REPRESENTS ME!!!!!WAY BETTER THAN THE OTHER DUMB SHIRTS UNDER THIS ONETHIS MAROON COLORED SHIRT IS GREAT BECAUSE IT HAS FIRE THAT SYMBOLLIZES MY HOTNESS AND THEN ME WHICH SYMBOLIZES THE PERFECT MANSO ALL YOU LADIES OUT THERE WIPE THE DROOL OFF YOUR KEYBOARD AND GO GET YOUR BOYFRIEND TO ORDER THIS FOR YOUORDER IT NOW SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mega64 Time! DVD Set

A DVD set of Mega64′s more offbeat, unusual videos! Featuring a REVOLUTIONARY picture frame cover,this set contains:

A disc of every video game commercial ever made by Mega64 through 2007!
A disc of rare skits, convention footage, and other bizarreness!
Audio Commentary on almost every single video!
Bonus videos, featuring lost videos, behind the scenes footage, and more!
Perhaps some surprises!

Watch the trailer for the DVD here!

And now for a limited time only: RARE NEW 2009 ARTWORK!

You have to see it to believe it!

$18.95!

Mega64 Version 1 Special Edition Poster Print

A limited edition poster of the much-adored, otherworldly cover art for the Mega64: Version 1 Special Edition DVD (artwork by mastermind David Mayzis).These leftover prints from a since-passed convention are ready to be passed onto you!

$5.00!

The Mega64 Company Hoodie (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

What is it about this this hoodie? Is it the shocking professionalism of the logo? Is it the eerily slick symbolization of Mega64 characters Rocko, Derek, Sean, Dr. Poque, Horatio, and Marcus? Maybe it’s their eyes? Yeah, it is. It’s the eyes. They’re spooky, look.BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get some loose Skittles! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

ALL SOLD OUT!!

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