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Mega64: The Soundtrack (NEW!!)

 TMega64 has finally assembled a collection of the most memorable tunes in their video history. Songs from your favorite Mega64 skits, episodes, DVDs, and beyond! Comes with a limited edition book of photos, messages from the crew, lyrics, and other assorted mysterious texts!

Contains countless songs by composer Josh Jones, and assorted tracks from The Aquabats, Bad Credit, Slowdraw, and more! Click here to see a full tracklisting.

Venture back to Mega64’s past through this exciting journey of audio! (The book is really cool too).

$9.95!

Mega64: Version 3 DVD (FINALLY!!)

 The wait is over. Mega64’s third season is here at last. Beyond just a compilation of skits over the past four years, this 2 Disc DVD Set contains:

  • The full third season of Mega64- Six full length episodes continuing the Mega64 story with tons of skits, stories, and surprises!
  • Audio commentary on each episode with the Mega64 crew!
  • “Cats Are Children (Who Live On The Floor) - The Mega64 Story Part 3.” The full behind the scenes documentary on the long and arduous creation of Version 3!
  • The Raw Footy Archives: Six separate documentaries for each episode, comprised of uncut, raw, untouched behind-the-scenes footage!
  • An additional secret documentary!
  • Deleted scenes!
  • Version 3 Original Teaser!
  • Version 3 2010 Trailer!
  • Some secret surprises as usual!
  • Region free!

    • $18.95!

    Mega64 HAT Shirt  (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

    		 Can a shirt be any more cerebral? It’s a shirt… that says HAT? Your mind tries to piece together this enigma, but you find it impossible… That is, unless you’ve seen the Version 3 DVD. Then you’d know it’s the official uniform of Horatio’s Acting Troupe. There, feel better now? Good. But are you good enough to be a member of the HAT?

    This shirt comes in four different colors! Choose one below!

    BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get some tampered muffins! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

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    Mega64 Classic Logo Babydoll Shirt (Girls)  (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

    		 The unthinkable has happened- After countless years of begging and pleading, the Mega64 crew has finally decided to create what was once thought impossible: A Mega64 shirt made specifically for girls. That’s right, at last, you can finally order a girl’s “babydoll cut” shirt, made to fit your ladylike figure better.

    BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get some frayed cables! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

    $17.99!

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    Shirt of the Colossus (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE) (BACK IN STOCK!!)

    		 When Rocko took the form of a towering beast of menace, there was only one thing that could happen next- It had to be slain. However, the next action item on the list was “Turn this into a hip shirt the kids will love!” And so, it was done.Reminisce over this classic Mega64 skit, with this stunning re-creation of our original colossus-costumed-character on the hip of an Olive green shirt.Original design by Rocco!

    BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get some discarded tax documents YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

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    Mega64: Version 3 Poster Print NEW!!

    		 With the long-awaited release of the Version 3 DVD comes an entirely different set of needs- The need for futuristic artwork. This artwork, featured on the Version 3 cover, offers an optimistic view of the world of tomorrow. Savor Sean’s sick rail grinding. Experience Rocko and Derek’s levitation. Indulge in Marcus, Horatio, and Dr. Poque going on a thrillride beyond what the present’s human mind can even comprehend…Okay, enough future talk. This is a poster of the awesome V3 cover art. That good enough for you? They’re awesome.Artwork by Mariel Cartwright.

    $5.00!

    The Mega64 Portrait Poster Prints NEW!!

    		 Adorning the halls of Mega64 Manor, these four fine portraits carry the essence of those who make Mega64 possible.See these men in their truest forms: Rocco the wealthy businessman, Derrick the troubled poet, Shawn the shifty rogue, and Garrett, the valiant general.As seen on the fabled Mega64 Podcast, all four of these 11×17″ prints can transform any home into the Internet’s most majestic mansion halls. Buy them all together for a regal deal!Artwork by Emily “Ferret” Irwin.

    $5 EACH! OR $15 FOR ALL FOUR!

    Select Portrait

    The Horse-a-gram Beanie (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE) BACK IN STOCK!!

    		 Though many know Dr. Poque to be the inventor of the Mega64 system, few know him as a very DARK and SYMBOLIC person. So what better beanie for him to wear than one sporting the logo of his favorite DARK and SYMBOLIC band, TIM? You saw him wearing this stupid high-quality knit cap to impress Sue in Version 2, and now, due to popular demand, you can buy ‘em here.BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get  YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

    $14.99!

    Mega64: Version 1 Special Edition DVD

    		See where it all began with this 2 Disc set of Mega64’s original public access show! Now back again in this Special Edition package, this new set will redefine cinematography and entertainment forever! This set contains:

    • All five full half hour original Mega64 public access episodes!
    • New intros for each episode (NEW!)
    • Original 2003 Audio Commentary on each episode!
    • New 2008 5th Anniversary Commentary! Hear the crew and special guests cringe through their history! (NEW!)
    • Deleted episode, “The Code.” See an episode that wasn’t even good enough for Version 1! OUCH! (NEW!)
    • Deleted skits!
    • “Cat Pee and the Internet- The Mega64 Story” The old behind-the-scenes documentary, with new commentary track! (NEW!)
    • “Unusable Footage” A short selection of lost clips and raw footage from Mega64’s beginnings! (NEW!)
    • NEW INTERACTIVE MENUS (NEW!) (INTERACTIVE!!)

    $18.95!

    Mega64: Version 2 DVD

    		 The thrilling new second season of Mega64 is FINALLY back in stock! This 2 disc DVD set contains:

    • Six brand new half hour episodes, continuing where the public access show left off! Tons of new and extended skits!
    • Audio commentary by Rocco Botte, Derrick Acosta, Shawn Chatfield, and guests
    • “Bullet Belt From Dracula - The Mega64 Story Part 2.” Behind the scenes of Version 2, and the crazy stuff that happened along the way
    • Deleted scenes: Watch the Mega64 crew get yelled at
    • Introduction segments from Electronic Gaming Monthly!
      …And a ton of other surprises, weird cameos, and music by bands such as The Aquabats and Freezepop!
    • Region free

    $18.95!

    Mega64 Podcast Poster Print

    		 Have you ever watched the Mega64 Podcast and thought to yourself- “I wish this was just a little bit more artistic?” Well think no longer! The Mega64 crew has finally been rendered into a format that internet folk and art aficionados can appreciate equally.Notice the fine detail in Garrett’s passionate laugh. Notice the painstaking emotion conveyed in Derrick’s water jug. This fine artwork can be yours, and looks great in a frame! You might even get a cool signature (i.e. Someone from Mega64, not someone talented (i.e. the actual artist)).This 11×17″ print features art by Emily “Ferret” Irwin.

    $5.00!

    The Lobo Fuerte Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

    		 If you’ve seen our Mega64 “Version 2″ DVD, you’ve been undoubtedly haunted by its most sinister villain. Now, you have your chance to strike fear back into those around you with the equally terrifying Lobo Fuerte shirt. Obscure? Yes. Powerful? Also yes.Original design by Garrett!BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a frozen ham! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

    $17.99!

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    The Dr. Poque Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

    		 After many emails and requests, the sinister scientist Dr. Poque has once again agreed to let us use his likeness in t-shirt form! Now it’s on a jet black shirt as mysterious as the man himself.This artwork, as illustrated by opossums not of this time period, leaps off the chest in a likeness that can only be described as mesmerizing.BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a melted crayon! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

    $17.99!

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    The Mega64 System Hoodie (Zip-Up WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE!)

    		 Anyone who plays video games knows that the Mega64 system is the most powerful game console ever created. Isn’t it about time you represented such sheer power in your clothing choices?Now the legendary machinery you’ve seen in the background of so many Mega64 episodes is available on this stylish, black zip-up hoodie, made with the highest quality.Original design by Shawn!
    BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a satchel of pre-chewed cashews! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

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    The GameDays Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE) NEW!!

    		 For years, the video game world has cried out for a day where all gamers could unite as one at their favorite theme park. Well, thanks to “GAME DAYS,” that wish has come true! Wait, why are we being stared at?This high-quality red shirt features the Game Days logo, and is straight out of the Mega64 guys’ unforgettably awkward GameDays video.BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get some unwanted Halloween candy! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

    $17.99!

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    The MegaSixtyForce Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

    		 The good and evil sides of the Mega64 universe COLLIDE into an explosive new shirt! This garment of epic proportions features all your favorite Mega64 characters raging to the point of combustion! Can you handle such furious apparel?Original design by Derrick!BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get some rusty pocket change! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

    $17.99!

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    Sexy64 Pinup Poster Print (SIGNED!)

    		 Finally, a pinup poster for men to adorn the walls with, and proudly proclaim to all that YES GIRLS WE CAN PLAY GAMES JUST AS GOOD AS YOU, and we can look just as SEXY in a bathroom as you too!~*JUST BECAUSE THEY CALL IT A RESTROOM DOESN’T MEAN WE TAKE A “REST” FROM BEING SEXY*~Each 11×17″ poster is SIGNED! It could be signed by your favorite member of the Mega64 crew! It could be signed by a disgruntled cafeteria worker! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

    $5.00!

    The Tetris Guy Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE) BACK IN STOCK!!

    		 The Tetris-Guy shirts are finally BACK!Celebrate and cherish Mega64’s legendary Tetris skit with this amazingly high-quality shirt with art by MrFart.BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get some melted Cadbury eggs! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

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    The Marcus “Sup Ladies” Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

    		 WELL WELL WELL LOOK WHOS ON ANOTHER SHIRT THAT’S RIGHT IT’S ME MARCUS AND FINALLY I MADE A SHIRT THAT REPRESENTS ME!!!!! WAY BETTER THAN THE OTHER DUMB SHIRTS UNDER THIS ONETHIS MAROON COLORED SHIRT IS GREAT BECAUSE IT HAS FIRE THAT SYMBOLLIZES MY HOTNESS AND THEN ME WHICH SYMBOLIZES THE PERFECT MAN SO ALL YOU LADIES OUT THERE WIPE THE DROOL OFF YOUR KEYBOARD AND GO GET YOUR BOYFRIEND TO ORDER THIS FOR YOUORDER IT NOW SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ON SALE!! $12.00!

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    Sexy64 Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

    		 Are you SEXY enough to join the first all-guys gaming league? If your answer is a resounding “yessss,” then order the official Sexy64 league shirt to join us! Finally back in stock after all this time!BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a crumpled Mexican food receipt straight from Derrick’s pocket! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

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    Mega64 Time! DVD Set

    		A DVD set of Mega64’s more offbeat, unusual videos! Featuring a REVOLUTIONARY picture frame cover, this set contains:

    • A disc of every video game commercial ever made by Mega64 through 2007!
    • A disc of rare skits, convention footage, and other bizarreness!
    • Audio Commentary on almost every single video!
    • Bonus videos, featuring lost videos, behind the scenes footage, and more!
    • Perhaps some surprises!

    Watch the trailer for the DVD here!

    And now for a limited time only: RARE NEW 2009 ARTWORK!

    You have to see it to believe it!

    $18.95!

    Mega64 Version 1 Special Edition Poster Print (SIGNED)

    		 A limited edition poster of the much-adored, otherworldly cover art for the Mega64: Version 1 Special Edition DVD (artwork by mastermind David Mayzis). These leftover prints from a since-passed convention are ready to be passed onto you!Each 11×17″ poster is SIGNED! It could be signed by your favorite member of the Mega64 crew! It could be signed by a deceased president! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

    $5.00!

    The Mega64 Quote Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

    		 The wait is over! FINALLY, you can own a shirt with a quote from a Mega64 video on it. Because lots of words and quotes on a shirt is ALWAYS funny, we had to give into demand. No other shirt in the universe can so eloquently tell the world “HEY, READ HOW FUNNY MEGA64 IS!!”We’ve captured the three Mega64 dudes as some of their most memorable (and quotable!) characters, right next to your SUPER FUNNY quote from a Mega64 video. Oh man, SO funny.BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a used toothbrush! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

    SALE!! $5.00

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    The TR1GG3R S3R1OU5!!! Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

    		 I AM TR1GG3R S3R10U5 THE W0RLDZ GRATEST HAECKER AND I HAEV HAECKED THIS 0NL1N3 ST0R3 T0 S3LL MAI K00L THR3ADZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BUY TH1S SH1RT AND SUPP0RT HAECK3RS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR D0NT ORD3R IT AND B3 A HAGM0 4EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UR CH0IC3 BUT WH0 W4NTS 2 B3 A HAGGENSTEIN??????? NOT mei hate my mom so much

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    Mega64 Classic Logo Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

    		The old school Mega64 Classic Logo shirts are finally back in stock after being gone for a zillion years! You can’t go wrong with these black, high quality shirts featuring the stylish and sophisticated Mega64 logo. Your brothers will love it.BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get some stylish gym socks! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

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    The Mega64 Podcast “Campfire” Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

    		 The Mega64 Podcast set, finally immortalized in shirt form! Just wearing this stylish black shirt with art by Kinuko makes you feel like you’re back at that secret forest podcast spot, eating Sabritones and talking about Lost.BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a bag of hair! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

    $17.99!

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    The Paperboy Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

    		 Paperboys today don’t gleefully ride bikes through your neighborhood- They chuck papers while you sleep. But that doesn’t make the threat of grim reapers, mummies, and tire-rollers any less real. Finally- a shirt to commemorate the real threat.Black shirt with art by Kinuko on the front, logo on the back, and sexiness all over.BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a grain of salt! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

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    The Marcus “Whoosh” Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE!!)

    YO HEY WHATS UP HOWS ITS GOING. HOWS IT LOOKIN FOR YA. THIS IS MARCUS AND I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT IF YOU HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM AND WANT TO FEEL MORE ATTRACTIVE BUY MY SHIRT. IT HAS ME ON IT SO OBVIOUSLY ITS SUPER SEXY YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HELP HER SELF WHEN YOU WEAR IT. SHE WILL BE ALL OVER YOU LIKE FRIED ON RICE. IF THAT DOESNT SELL YOU YOU MAY HAVE PROBLEMS THAT I CANT EVEN HELP YOU. I GIVE UP. LOOK EITHER BUY IT OR DONT I DONT REALLY CARE WHAT YOU DO I AM TRYING TO HELP YOU OUT. AND IF YOU CANT APPREACHEATE THAT THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE STOP WASTING MY TIME. JERK.OH YEAH AND THE SHIRT IS DARK GRAY WITH ME ON THE FRONT SO TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT SONCOMES WITH A SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE

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    The Mega64 Company Hoodie (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

    		 What is it about this this hoodie? Is it the shocking professionalism of the logo? Is it the eerily slick symbolization of Mega64 characters Rocko, Derek, Sean, Dr. Poque, Horatio, and Marcus? Maybe it’s their eyes? Yeah, it is. It’s the eyes. They’re spooky, look.BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get some loose Skittles! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

    $32.99!

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