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The Soviet64 Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE) NEW!
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The Summer Semester Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE) NEW!
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The Indie Man Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE) NEW!
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The Mega64 System Hoodie (Zip-Up WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE!) BACK IN STOCK
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Anyone who plays video games knows that the Mega64 system is the most powerful game console ever created. Isn’t it about time you represented such sheer power in your clothing choices?Now the legendary machinery you’ve seen in the background of so many Mega64 episodes is available on this stylish, black zip-up hoodie, made with the highest quality.
Original design by Shawn!
BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a satchel of pre-chewed cashews! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT! 34.99!
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Shirt of the Colossus (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE) (BACK IN STOCK!!)
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When Rocko took the form of a towering beast of menace, there was only one thing that could happen next- It had to be slain. However, the next action item on the list was “Turn this into a hip shirt the kids will love!” And so, it was done.Reminisce over this classic Mega64 skit, with this stunning re-creation of our original colossus-costumed-character on the hip of an Olive green shirt.Original design by Rocco!
BONUS:Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get some discarded tax documents YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT! 17.99! |
The Brain Fog Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)
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The Brain Fog Shirt LADIES VERSION (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)
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Mega64 Classic Logo Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)
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The old school Mega64 Classic Logo shirts are finally back in stock after being gone for a zillion years!You can’t go wrong with these black, high quality shirts featuring the stylish and sophisticated Mega64 logo. Your brothers will love it.
BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get some stylish gym socks! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT! 17.99!
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Mega64: Version 2 Special Edition DVD
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The complete second season of Mega64 is back in this all-new anniversary DVD set. This second series of half-hour episodes- featuring many of the very skits that caused people to discover Mega64 in the first place- is remastered and packed with new features. This set contains:
$18.95! |
Mega64: Version 3 DVD
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The wait is over. Mega64′s third season is here at last. Beyond just a compilation of skits over the past four years, this 2 Disc DVD Set contains:
$18.95! |
The Mega64 “Campfire” Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)
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The Mega64 “Campfire” Shirt LADIES VERSION (Babydoll)(WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)
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Mega64: Night Time DVD (BACK IN STOCK)
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The chilling followup to the ‘Mega64 Time’ DVD, this compilation contains almost every single random, irrelevant video Mega64 was commissioned to do between 2007 and 2009.
Hours upon HOURS of skits across the four corners of the internet are assembled here, like ghosts in the graveyard, for your viewing pleasure!
Featuring one disc of non-stop sketches, and an extra disc entirely of Mega64-produced commercials at no extra charge! Click here for the full video list!
Also contains tons of bonus features, footage, and commentary on every single video. Hear the Mega64 crew lose their minds after like 5 hours of talking! SPOOKY!NEW: FEATURES LIMITED NEW 2012 DISC ARTWORK (RARE) $18.95! |
Mega64 Night Time Poster Print (NEW!)
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Due to popular demand, we have finally CAVED INTO FEAR and released a poster version of the artwork from our “Mega64 Night Time” cover.
This HORRIFYING depiction, rendered mysteriously by our friend Mariel, is now available on a wonderfully printed 11×17″ poster print that is guaranteed to scare every corner of your room.
Are you brave enough to hang this up? $5.00! |
The Mega64 Variant System Hoodie (Poque Edition) (Zip-Up WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE!) !!
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We have printed exactly 100 of this LIMITED VARIANT VERSION of our famous System Hoodies!
This alternate version features Dr. Poque’s horrifying laboratory (apartment) on the opposite side!Original design by Shawn, executed by our buddy Jay!
BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a pamphlet of insurance quotes! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT! SOLD OUT!!
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The Brain Fog Shirt (GREEN VERSION) (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE) NEW!
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Sexy64 Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE) BACK IN STOCK!!
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Are you SEXY enough to join the first all-guys gaming league?
If your answer is a resounding “yessss,” then order the official Sexy64 league shirt to join us!Finally back in stock after all this time!
BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a crumpled Mexican food receipt straight from Derrick’s pocket! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT! $17.99! |
Internet Soldierz Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE) BACK IN STOCK!!
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When Mega64′s fanbase grew to alarming numbers, a call had to be made. A call to unite these like-minded warriors into one unified movement. But what? What name could encompass this powerful group?The choice was obvious- The most badass moniker any group has ever known: The Mega64 Internet Soldierz.
This is the official shirt of only the most diehard fans. The bold firearm-packed emblem will let everyone know which side you’re on. The “64″ emblem on the sleeve will ensure they remember!This shirt comes on a super-soft heather gray NextLevel tee. Comes in gray. The flecked kind, not the regular solid gray. The other kind.
Amazing artwork by our friend Jason Cryer!
BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a pan whistle! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT! $17.99! |
Mega64 HAT Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE) BACK IN STOCK!!
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Can a shirt be any more cerebral? It’s a shirt… that says HAT? Your mind tries to piece together this enigma, but you find it impossible… That is, unless you’ve seen the Version 3 DVD. Then you’d know it’s the official uniform of Horatio’s Acting Troupe. There, feel better now? Good. But are you good enough to be a member of the HAT?
This shirt comes in four different colors, including TWO NEW COLORS for 2011!Watch this rad promo here! Choose one below!
BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get some tampered muffins! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT! SOLD OUT |
The Assassin Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE) NEW!!
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On any normal day, Rocko is surely noticed by any senior citizens in the immediate area. But when he becomes an assassin, he takes on a level of stealth completely unimaginable in the real world. No random, elderly bystanders can possibly survive… until they, y’know, turn around. Then it’s just awkward.Enjoy this fine shirt, reminiscing of one of Mega64′s most memorable past skits.
This shirt comes on a super-soft turquoise NextLevel tee. High quality and amazing. One of our best shirts yet!Incredible artwork by our friend Jason Cryer!
BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a boxer’s mouthpiece! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT! SALE! $14! |
Mega64: Version 2 Special Edition Poster Print (NEW!)
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It’s the fifth anniversary of Mega64′s “Version 2″ DVD. Obviously this meant incredible DVD artwork. But we couldn’t just let your walls sit there jealous of the beauty sitting on your shelf.
This artwork, created beautifully by the talented Andrew Douglas and Emily Irwin, is now available as a convenient and high-quality 11×17″ print, to hang in the place of your choosing. We would suggest a museum. It’s THAT stunning.
In all honesty, we just love this cover and wanted to make a poster out of it. Is that so wrong? $5.00! |
The Sombrero Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE) ON SALE!!
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“Gamer Warz 3″ Limited Edition Poster Print
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It’s widely known and ackniowledged that the Gamer Warz saga is the internet’s most famous and beloved trilogy. But has your personal art gallery acknowledged this?
We are happy to present, for hardcore fans only, a limited edition printing of Gamer Warz 3 theatrical posters. These prints are bigger than our usual prints (They’re 18×24″) and are printed specially on old-style gritty matte paper to reflect the artwork in the best possible way. These look great framed too! In a gallery or just by your couch… you know, where you argue about your consoles.
Only a couple hundred have been made, and will not likely be printed again. Order now!Artwork by Rob AKA “The Cheeto” $7.99! |
VG Fact Checkerz Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE) ON SALE!!
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Last year, we discovered a great early 90′s TV show, dedicated to solving gaming’s greatest mysteries. Not only did we upload a tape of it that we found in a time capsule… we also found shirts! So here they are, those shirts!!
Straight out of the 90′s, these shirts are in an awesome shade of purple, and are on nice, thin, breezy high-quality cotton shirts.
BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a laserdisc! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT! SOLD OUT |
Mega64: Version 1 Special Edition DVD (BACK IN STOCK!!)
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See where it all began with this 2 Disc set of Mega64′s original public access show! Now back again in this Special Edition package, this new set will redefine cinematography and entertainment forever! This set contains:
$18.95! |
Shirt of the Colossus (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE) (BACK IN STOCK!!)
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When Rocko took the form of a towering beast of menace, there was only one thing that could happen next- It had to be slain. However, the next action item on the list was “Turn this into a hip shirt the kids will love!” And so, it was done.Reminisce over this classic Mega64 skit, with this stunning re-creation of our original colossus-costumed-character on the hip of an Olive green shirt.
Original design by Rocco!
BONUS:Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get some discarded tax documents YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT! 17.99! |
The Mega64 Character Poster Prints
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Every beloved characters from Mega64′s full show (that you either saw on public access, or DVD, or in some sweaty, long forgotten nightmare) is now represented in these totally hip, totally fly minimalist posters.Hang these up, sip on some tea, slip on some shades and revel in how cool you are… by representing super obscure internet characters… on your wall.These posters were done by our best friend and awesome artist Jay!
$5 EACH! OR $12 FOR ALL THREE! |
Mega64 Wire Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)
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The Mega64. The most powerful game console ever made. The reason you’re here right now. It may be by its own will alone that it has appeared here in shirt form. And what’s more- it’s a shirt illustrating the inexorable bind the system holds over your mind. At this very moment. And always.This shirt features a design by Rocco Botte, but executed by Mariel Cartwright.It’s on a charcoal grey shirt, and the shirt is very soft. It’s a new type of hipper shirt, bro.
BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a blank CD-R! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT! SOLD OUT |
Mega64: The Soundtrack
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Mega64 has finally assembled a collection of the most memorable tunes in their video history. Songs from your favorite Mega64 skits, episodes, DVDs, and beyond!Comes with a limited edition book of photos, messages from the crew, lyrics, and other assorted mysterious texts!
Contains countless songs by composer Josh Jones, and assorted tracks from The Aquabats, Bad Credit, Slowdraw, and more!
Click here to see a full tracklisting.Venture back to Mega64′s past through this exciting journey of audio! (The book is really cool too). $9.99! |
The L-Block Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)
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Celebrate and cherish Mega64′s legendary skit with this amazingly high-quality shirt with art by MrFart.
BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get some melted Cadbury eggs! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT! 17.99! |
Mega64: Version 3 Poster Print
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With the long-awaited release of the Version 3 DVD comes an entirely different set of needs- The need for futuristic artwork.This artwork, featured on the Version 3 cover, offers an optimistic view of the world of tomorrow. Savor Sean’s sick rail grinding. Experience Rocko and Derek’s levitation. Indulge in Marcus, Horatio, and Dr. Poque going on a thrillride beyond what the present’s human mind can even comprehend…Okay, enough future talk.
This is a poster of the awesome V3 cover art. That good enough for you? They’re awesome.
Artwork by Mariel Cartwright. $5.00! |
The Mega64 Portrait Poster Prints
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Adorning the halls of Mega64 Manor, these four fine portraits carry the essence of those who make Mega64 possible.See these men in their truest forms: Rocco the wealthy businessman, Derrick the troubled poet, Shawn the shifty rogue, and Garrett, the valiant general.As seen on the fabled Mega64 Podcast, all four of these 11×17″ prints can transform any home into the Internet’s most majestic mansion halls. Buy them all together for a regal deal!Artwork by Emily “Ferret” Irwin.
$5 EACH! OR $15 FOR ALL FOUR! |
The Horse-a-gram Beanie (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)
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Though many know Dr. Poque to be the inventor of the Mega64 system, few know him as a very DARK and SYMBOLIC person. So what better beanie for him to wear than one sporting the logo of his favorite DARK and SYMBOLIC band, TIM? You saw him wearing this stupid high-quality knit cap to impress Sue in Version 2, and now, due to popular demand, you can buy ‘em here. BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!
SALE! 9.99! |
Mega64 Podcast Poster Print
The Lobo Fuerte Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)
The Dr. Poque Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)
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The MegaSixtyForce Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)
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The good and evil sides of the Mega64 universe COLLIDE into an explosive new shirt!This garment of epic proportions features all your favorite Mega64 characters raging to the point of combustion! Can you handle such furious apparel?Original design by Derrick!BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get some rusty pocket change! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!
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Sexy64 Pinup Poster Print
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Finally, a pinup poster for men to adorn the walls with, and proudly proclaim to all that YES GIRLS WE CAN PLAY GAMES JUST AS GOOD AS YOU, and we can look just as SEXY in a bathroom as you too!~*JUST BECAUSE THEY CALL IT A RESTROOM DOESN’T MEAN WE TAKE A “REST” FROM BEING SEXY*~
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The Marcus “Sup Ladies” Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)
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WELL WELL WELL LOOK WHOS ON ANOTHER SHIRT THAT’S RIGHT IT’S ME MARCUS AND FINALLY I MADE A SHIRT THAT REPRESENTS ME!!!!!WAY BETTER THAN THE OTHER DUMB SHIRTS UNDER THIS ONETHIS MAROON COLORED SHIRT IS GREAT BECAUSE IT HAS FIRE THAT SYMBOLLIZES MY HOTNESS AND THEN ME WHICH SYMBOLIZES THE PERFECT MANSO ALL YOU LADIES OUT THERE WIPE THE DROOL OFF YOUR KEYBOARD AND GO GET YOUR BOYFRIEND TO ORDER THIS FOR YOUORDER IT NOW SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mega64 Time! DVD Set
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A DVD set of Mega64′s more offbeat, unusual videos! Featuring a REVOLUTIONARY picture frame cover,this set contains:
Watch the trailer for the DVD here! And now for a limited time only: RARE NEW 2009 ARTWORK! You have to see it to believe it! $18.95!
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Mega64 Version 1 Special Edition Poster Print
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A limited edition poster of the much-adored, otherworldly cover art for the Mega64: Version 1 Special Edition DVD (artwork by mastermind David Mayzis).These leftover prints from a since-passed convention are ready to be passed onto you!
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The Marcus “Whoosh” Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE!!)
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YO HEY WHATS UP HOWS ITS GOING. HOWS IT LOOKIN FOR YA. THIS IS MARCUS AND I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT IF YOU HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM AND WANT TO FEEL MORE ATTRACTIVE BUY MY SHIRT. IT HAS ME ON IT SO OBVIOUSLY ITS SUPER SEXY YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HELP HER SELF WHEN YOU WEAR IT. SHE WILL BE ALL OVER YOU LIKE FRIED ON RICE. IF THAT DOESNT SELL YOU YOU MAY HAVE PROBLEMS THAT I CANT EVEN HELP YOU. I GIVE UP. LOOK EITHER BUY IT OR DONT I DONT REALLY CARE WHAT YOU DO I AM TRYING TO HELP YOU OUT. AND IF YOU CANT APPREACHEATE THAT THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE STOP WASTING MY TIME. JERK.OH YEAH AND THE SHIRT IS DARK GRAY WITH ME ON THE FRONT SO TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT SONCOMES WITH A SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE
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The Mega64 Company Hoodie (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)
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What is it about this this hoodie? Is it the shocking professionalism of the logo? Is it the eerily slick symbolization of Mega64 characters Rocko, Derek, Sean, Dr. Poque, Horatio, and Marcus? Maybe it’s their eyes? Yeah, it is. It’s the eyes. They’re spooky, look.BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get some loose Skittles! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!
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