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The Marcus “Sup Ladies” Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE) NEW!!
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WELL WELL WELL LOOK WHOS ON ANOTHER SHIRT THAT’S RIGHT IT’S ME MARCUS AND FINALLY I MADE A SHIRT THAT REPRESENTS ME!!!!! WAY BETTER THAN THE OTHER DUMB SHIRTS UNDER THIS ONE
THIS MAROON COLORED SHIRT IS GREAT BECAUSE IT HAS FIRE THAT SYMBOLLIZES MY HOTNESS AND THEN ME WHICH SYMBOLIZES THE PERFECT MAN SO ALL YOU LADIES OUT THERE WIPE THE DROOL OFF YOUR KEYBOARD AND GO GET YOUR BOYFRIEND TO ORDER THIS FOR YOU ORDER IT NOW SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! $17.99!Note: Due to high volume of demand, this item may take a week or so longer to ship. |
The Mega64 System Hoodie (Zip-Up WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE!) BACK IN STOCK
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Anyone who plays video games knows that the Mega64 system is the most powerful game console ever created. Isn’t it about time you represented such sheer power in your clothing choices?Now the legendary machinery you’ve seen in the background of so many Mega64 episodes is available on this stylish, black zip-up hoodie, made with the highest quality.
BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a satchel of pre-chewed cashews! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT! $34.99
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Sexy64 Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE) BACK IN STOCK!!
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Are you SEXY enough to join the first all-guys gaming league? If your answer is a resounding “yessss,” then order the official Sexy64 league shirt to join us! Finally back in stock after all this time!
BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a crumpled Mexican food receipt straight from Derrick’s pocket! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT! $17.99! |
Mega64 Time! DVD Set (BACK IN STOCK!)
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A DVD set of Mega64’s more offbeat, unusual videos! Featuring a REVOLUTIONARY picture frame cover, this set contains:
Watch the trailer for the DVD here! And now for a limited time only: RARE NEW 2009 ARTWORK! You have to see it to believe it! $18.95!
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Mega64 Version 1 Special Edition Poster Print (SIGNED)
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A limited edition poster of the much-adored, otherworldly cover art for the Mega64: Version 1 Special Edition DVD (artwork by mastermind David Mayzis). These leftover prints from a since-passed convention are ready to be passed onto you!
Each 11×17″ poster is SIGNED! It could be signed by your favorite member of the Mega64 crew! It could be signed by a deceased president! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT! $5.00! |
The Mega64 Quote Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)
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The wait is over! FINALLY, you can own a shirt with a quote from a Mega64 video on it. Because lots of words and quotes on a shirt is ALWAYS funny, we had to give into demand. No other shirt in the universe can so eloquently tell the world “HEY, READ HOW FUNNY MEGA64 IS!!”
We’ve captured the three Mega64 dudes as some of their most memorable (and quotable!) characters, right next to your SUPER FUNNY quote from a Mega64 video. Oh man, SO funny. BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a used toothbrush! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT! $17.99! |
Mega64 Version 1 Special Edition DVD
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See where it all began with this 2 Disc set of Mega64’s original public access show! Now back again in this Special Edition package, this new set will redefine cinematography and entertainment forever! This set contains:
$18.95! |
The TR1GG3R S3R1OU5!!! Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)
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I AM TR1GG3R S3R10U5 THE W0RLDZ GRATEST HAECKER AND I HAEV HAECKED THIS 0NL1N3 ST0R3 T0 S3LL MAI K00L THR3ADZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUY TH1S SH1RT AND SUPP0RT HAECK3RS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR D0NT ORD3R IT AND B3 A HAGM0 4EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UR CH0IC3 BUT WH0 W4NTS 2 B3 A HAGGENSTEIN??????? NOT me i hate my mom so much $17.99! |
The Mega64 Podcast “Campfire” Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)
Mega64: Version 2 DVD
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The Paperboy Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)
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Paperboys today don’t gleefully ride bikes through your neighborhood- They chuck papers while you sleep. But that doesn’t make the threat of grim reapers, mummies, and tire-rollers any less real. Finally- a shirt to commemorate the real threat.
Black shirt with art by Kinuko on the front, logo on the back, and sexiness all over. BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a grain of salt! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT! ON SALE! $10 |
The Marcus “Whoosh” Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE!!)
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YO HEY WHATS UP HOWS ITS GOING. HOWS IT LOOKIN FOR YA. THIS IS MARCUS AND I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT IF YOU HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM AND WANT TO FEEL MORE ATTRACTIVE BUY MY SHIRT. IT HAS ME ON IT SO OBVIOUSLY ITS SUPER SEXY YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HELP HER SELF WHEN YOU WEAR IT. SHE WILL BE ALL OVER YOU LIKE FRIED ON RICE. IF THAT DOESNT SELL YOU YOU MAY HAVE PROBLEMS THAT I CANT EVEN HELP YOU. I GIVE UP. LOOK EITHER BUY IT OR DONT I DONT REALLY CARE WHAT YOU DO I AM TRYING TO HELP YOU OUT. AND IF YOU CANT APPREACHEATE THAT THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE STOP WASTING MY TIME. JERK.OH YEAH AND THE SHIRT IS DARK GRAY WITH ME ON THE FRONT SO TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT SON
COMES WITH A SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE $17.99! |
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TETRIS SHIRTS SOLD OUT |
The Mega64 Company Hoodie (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)
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What is it about this this hoodie? Is it the shocking professionalism of the logo? Is it the eerily slick symbolization of Mega64 characters Rocko, Derek, Sean, Dr. Poque, Horatio, and Marcus? Maybe it’s their eyes? Yeah, it is. It’s the eyes. They’re spooky, look.
BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get some loose Skittles! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT! $32.99!
ALL SOLD OUT!! |
Mega64 Classic Logo Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)
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The old school Mega64 Classic Logo shirts are finally back in stock after being gone for a zillion years! You can’t go wrong with these black, high quality shirts featuring the stylish and sophisticated Mega64 logo. Your brothers will love it.
BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get some stylish gym socks! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT! $17.99! |
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