Madden Rap 2012 (ft. Brandon DiCamillo)



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Lyrics:

They say in 2012 a comet’s comin’ for this planet Come to kill us When it kills us, man, I hope I’m playing Madden! It’s a sadness that John Madden gets outsold by shit like Halo Halo’s lame and Madden’s great That’s why I play it every day So good a game in fact they made it back in 1988 And 24 years later still the greatest ever made So thank you EA, for giving us this game To Lord Madden in the skybox, to whom I pray

Madden’s back again, year 2012 Put those other 23 shitty games on the shelf You know every damn year this game comes out But this year’s the best, no question, no doubt

Madden’s back again, year 2012 All you 2011 fans can burn in Hell Mayans said 2012 is the end of the Earth So take me away, I got my sixty bucks worth

Who’s got more fifty dollar bills than me Bullshit! You know he really doesn’t, that’s a load of shit I’ve got the most, put it on toast Spread it around, I sell games coast to coast I travel the same, on all four wheels I don’t ride on airplanes, I eat my meals Turducken is a big ol’ turkey on a plate Stuffed inside a duck, stuffed inside a great lake Oh man, that’s the size of my waistband Come on inside my big-ass RV minivan I got a full size bathtub You know I don’t get paid in cash, I get paid in cold cuts I’m a record beater I’m a closet eater I ain’t no leader-board high-score fuckin’ cheater My game’s the best, that’s a fuckin’ fact And if your dick starts itching spray it with Tinactin, boom!

Welcome back to class, and we’re your teachers Time to school you noobs on these badass new features You can’t sprint this year, know what I’m sayin’? (Custom throwing animations) What’s this new game I’m playing? Kick off from 35, 'cause that’s a big deal Now players get concussions, whoa, shit just got real That’s all the new features! That’s all they got! … It’s better than ever!

Madden’s back again, year 2012 Put those other 23 shitty games on the shelf You know every damn year this game comes out But this year’s the best, no question, no doubt

Madden’s back again, year 2012 All you 2011 fans can burn in Hell We didn’t do a song last year 'cause we knew '12 was coming And maybe Madden’s even got '13 in the oven! (Who knows!)

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