A bright and classic design by Mariel Kinuko Cartwright gets dragged down into the unholy depths on a black pullover hoodie. Qualifies your order for a secret mystery prize. This item is a PREORDER! We are hoping to have these printed and sent before Halloween (sometimes we can't control this, so no guarantees, but they will go into printing immediately to try our best). Anything else in the same cart/order won't ship until this is fulfilled, just FYI!

This shirt will follow you home... Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Haunting artwork by Nina Matsumoto on dark heather gray crewneck sweatshirt. Qualifies your order for a secret mystery prize! This item is a PREORDER! We are hoping to have these printed and sent before Halloween (sometimes we can't control this, so no guarantees, but they will go into printing immediately to try our best). Anything else in the same cart/order won't ship until this is fulfilled, just FYI!

An adorable design has truly gone to Hell. With artwork by Mariel Kinuko Cartwright, this exclusive is to die for. Qualifies your order for a secret mystery prize. This item is a PREORDER! We are hoping to have these printed and sent before Halloween (sometimes we can't control this, so no guarantees, but they will go into printing immediately to try our best). Anything else in the same cart/order won't ship until this is fulfilled, just FYI!

Bring forth unending evil so that we may stay warm in dark nights. This black NextLevel tee qualifies your order for a secret mystery prize. This item is a PREORDER! We are hoping to have these printed and sent before Halloween (sometimes we can't control this, so no guarantees, but they will go into printing immediately to try our best). Anything else in the same cart/order won't ship until this is fulfilled, just FYI!

The ULTRA UNLIMITED Shirt with art by JEAUYCE - This message from the future, submitted to the past, stands strong in the face of evil. It also comes on a heavier black ShakaWear tee for maximum street wear quality!

The greatest and most in-demand con exclusive item EVER MADE. Due to this being such an incredible, awe inspiring collectible, many asked us if it was real. It is, and you won’t believe what it can do. HDMI 2.1, up to 8K at 60hz, HDR, 3D, etc all in one mind-blowing ten foot cable! The HOTTEST exclusive of the year- get this NOW before the scalpers grab 'em all!

A dose of truth on a high quality dark chocolate crewneck sweatshirt. Qualifies your order for a secret mystery prize! This item is first come, first serve.

This 12” vinyl record contains one side of illegal drum circle activity, and another side containing potent audibles (tones that can be absorbed digitally OR analogally.) Comes on a mint green vinyl record in sleeve with original artwork pieces by Max Johnson on both sides, and a download code for audio files (MP3 and lossless). This item is in limited stock, first come first serve, and will not be printed again.

The first time we've ever made a shipmate for vinyl record players. If you’re serious about vinyl, you’ll want the 64/20 Slipmat.

Surrender your solid form and become goo in style. An event exclusive by Mariel Kink Cartwright. Qualifies your order for a secret mystery prize! This item is in limited stock, first come first serve.

Our first ever Mega64 flip lighter- Perfect for doing all kinds of bad stuff. For shipping reasons, does not contain fuel.

From leading Biblical Science practitioner Dr. Scrape comes a booklet of valuable advice, stories, parables, and more to bring the reader to the path to purity. "Only of his Word, His Spit, A Droplet To You To Drink for It Is His Word and His Finger." This item is in limited stock, first come first serve.

I get it, though. This black NextLevel tee qualifies your order for a secret mystery prize! This item is limited stock, first come first serve.

The exact type of military hat that Todd (or Aaron?) would wear backwards and completely disrespectfully. This item was an event exclusive, but leftover stock is being made available for this year's Todd & Aaron Game Awards release!

A 4" acrylic figure set celebrating the 15th anniversary of one of our most beloved videos! All characters are removable/swappable- and Sean can be flipped around to change his reaction! This is leftover stock from a past event, first come first serve.

An all new 4x6" pack of fun stickers to properly decorate your world in the most public sort of way. This sixth collection rounds up the most powerful heroes and villains from our latest "In 5 Minutes" video!

A 1.5" enamel pin bringing chrome-like charm wherever it's placed.

Your favorite personalities in one less dimension than usual. This ringer tee features artwork by Nina Matsumoto. Qualifies your order for a secret mystery prize!

We always get the last laugh. Everyone will know you will too once you wear this 1.5" enamel pin in glossy metals.